Jabroni Raponi

I make movies, music, and thoroughly enjoy dark humour

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

It’s been a long time coming, but we’re seeing some real progress on STARMAKER. Share it with your friends, follow us on all channels - it’s coming soon! 😎

[Looking Glass Cinema @lgcrabbit]

How far would you go to be unforgettable?

Most people say "as far as it takes," but they don't know what that actually means. They haven't met Simon Dirk.

A thread on the terrifying reality of what it takes to make a star.

1/6 🧵👇

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Can say with certainty the NFL broke no laws in conjunction with the CBA. The Supplemental Draft is 100% up to the NFL (clause within the CBA) - nobody else has a say on the ruling. Breaking other laws? Can’t speak on that, but they didn’t break any CBA laws

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

The NFL’s rules for supplemental draft eligibility don’t include a purity test. If you weren’t eligible in April and become eligible by late June, you are eligible for the supplemental draft.

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Italy didn’t qualify for the World Cup. Gotta make the Italian-Canadians happy somehow

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

Bargnani was really him 😮‍💨

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

To my knowledge, there is zero scientific evidence that backs this decision. This is reckless and shows a lack of care for people and the environment. Disgusting decision making https://t.co/9XSzj05aur

[Dan Townley @Dan_Townley]

Yeah yeah, crouchy is great, but the presenter coming in with the completely wrong part of the song killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

I’ve never been a big fan of Marsch, but hats off to him for both the lineup changes vs. Qatar and the meme content he’s provided this World Cup 😂

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Generational meme unlocked thanks to Canadian coach Jesse Marsch 🇨🇦

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

I don’t like deals with term. Really disliked the Tanev one, but this one I’m totally on board with. He’ll still be able to fire the puck deep in his career, and worst case you can LTIR him at 37/38. Fantastic signing after the Woll trade felt like a flop

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

TRADE: We’ve acquired defenceman Darren Raddysh from the Tampa Bay Lightning in exchange for Toronto’s fifth-round selection in the 2026 NHL Draft

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Incredible 😂

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

I slept on it. I had to do it.

The New York Knicks title deserves an asterisk.

They join my definitive short list of NBA championships with an asterisk: https://t.co/RVVvIwVCdB

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Cannot wait 🫡

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Get ready for the next big score in GTA Online.

Prepare to raid the halls of Los Santos’ most prestigious art gallery in The Kortz Center Heist, this summer’s new update coming in July: https://t.co/YUsG9MBIAA

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Olise 🔥. Miss watching that guy on my team 😔

[Looking Glass Cinema @lgcrabbit]

Three days before the biggest audition of her life, a young actress disappeared.

She wasn't kidnapped.

She wasn't dead.

She simply stopped answering calls, stopped showing up, and vanished.

What happened next ruined every assumption she had about fame.

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[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

This is some of the best work as a commissioner that I’ve ever seen. I’m inspired to commission my fantasy football league more effectively now. Just incredible stuff from the Big 12 commish

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

On Sunday, Brendan Sorsby met with Texas Tech's board to reaffirm his status.

Hours later, unbeknownst to Tech, the Big 12 made a dark-of-night filing that one expert called the most “devastating” legal action he’s seen.

On the end of the Sorsby fiasco https://t.co/zgZcxyKKw8

[Looking Glass Cinema @lgcrabbit]

How far would you go to be unforgettable?

Most people say "as far as it takes," but they don't know what that actually means. They haven't met Simon Dirk.

A thread on the terrifying reality of what it takes to make a star.

1/6 🧵👇

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Admittedly don't watch a lot of Ligue 1, but I like what I know of Sage. Oli was never, ever coming back - I dig this hire

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Pierre Sage is close to being announced as Crystal Palace's new head coach 🚨

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Looking through the quote tweets will confirm the accuracy of the tweet. Both very good shows, but Curb > Seinfeld

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Idk if some of these are a Canada thing though? It’s a big ass country

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

Don’s. Ron’s Finest. Mickey D’s. McDick’s. Donnie’s Diner.

[Sunfish🇸🇪🪄 @Solfisk]

Do other countries/languages have slang for McDonalds? I know England has Maccas and Sweden has Donken, but do other countries have any?

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

As disastrous a ruling as there has ever been in modern sports. The pathway is now clear: gamble as much as you like, including on your own team and hope you are--or get--good enough that you can lawyer up down the line. A much bigger disaster than anything with NIL or portal.

[Jabroni Raponi @nickraponi]

With all due respect to my family, this is the best picture in my house 🔥 #Raptors

[Vivek Jacob @vivekmjacob]

Serge Ibaka here at the Montreal NBA House launch, asked him about whether we'll see OG Anunoby wear a scarf at the NBA Finals and his style in New York:

"He never had style. Who told you that? Only OG told you that."