RONG RENDE ™️🇰🇪

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[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

When I was young at school, this was like winning Sportpesa Jackpot

[RONG RENDE ™️🇰🇪 @nickrivals]

@City_Xtra @TomCollomosse @Jack_Gaughan We should just Withdraw from this deal.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

He came, he saw, he conquered.

The Pep era is over 👑

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Winning Two trophies, and 2nd place finish in a transition season after the horrible season we had last season, shows the standards of this club. Gutted we didn’t win the league, but happy enough to us push for the league. We go again next season COME ON CITEH 🩵

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

END OF AN ERA 🕊️

[RONG RENDE ™️🇰🇪 @nickrivals]

We endelea tu kumtumia picha za Nails 💅 wenzako wakimtumia mafrumbanya na tirries. 😂😂

[𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇 🛸 @Mkuruweng_]

Kuna ratish nimepewa huku na farmhand yenye unaona hadi mabawa za nyuki ndani, mwathani, kitu tumekua tukikunywa Nairobi si ratish

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

And God said let there be light (my future)

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Story za familia yako usitulete huku online umbwa

[NI MIMI🤦 @amthetherapy]

Na mnanyoanga ajy hizo nywele humea kwenye mkundu 🤔??

[mlaguzi🚬 @omwanba_]

Client anataka kuchukua na bei nilibuy nayo😢ama aende

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

Tough Pill to Swallow:

If a girl is going through hard times...
Tons of people will jump in and help her.

If a man is going through hard times...
The only person who'll help him is himself.

[Fact @Fact]

Negaholic: Somebody addicted to negativity, even when they are happy.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Nimekopa landlord pesa alafu nikamlipa nayo rent, tumecheka dakika tano alafu akanifungia nyumba.😂😂

[Fact @Fact]

If your laptop feels hot, don't put it on your lap if you're a man, it may cause infertility.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

My pal amewai fika ocha akapata kuna dem kwao anapika Chapo, Kuulizia akaambiwa huyo ni bibi yake.😂😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

If you don’t respect small money, you’ll never see big money.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

BREAKING: The leading cause of throat cancer in the US is now HPV mainly from oral sex. Not tobacco. Not alcohol.