Nicholas Noël 🎄🎅

Self-proclaimed social commentator, and avid consumer of everything. Work Gorilla. Woke, apparently.

[Nicholas Noël 🎄🎅 @nickrnoel]

As the man with world's MOST Christmas-themed name, I would like everyone to know that, yes, I have heard all The First Noël jokes.

All of them.

There are no new takes.

Please leave me alone.

#Christmas #Christmas2018 #Noel

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@nessguerrero

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Donald Trump at the World Cup final

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The sweetest of schadenfreude - even with Trump helping them cheat, the US just couldn't get it done.

MWAH *chef's kiss*

#worldcup #FIFA

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@AndrewHilaryUS Be the problem you want to see in the world ❤️

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@Brocklesnitch I read it to the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

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@PatrickLenton Fucking BOOOOO.

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@RonwellQDobbs Absolutely not, this is great news 😃

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@Brocklesnitch I quite enjoyed Abigail

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@AndrewHilaryUS My mum wanted to name me "Felix" so my name (Felix Noel) would have translated to "Merry Christmas"

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@MarkDiStef To be fair, the porn bots are getting more metaphysical

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@Brocklesnitch Are you forgetting a certain Lorelai and Rory GILMORE?!

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@Brocklesnitch It's all about NSW spirit

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@latikambourke It is ALWAYS the right time for a cheeky rosè

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@HeathdonSMcGreg @Brocklesnitch @MaraElisabeth96 Yeah, Peninsula. Really want to see it

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@PatrickLenton

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@BallrNRL Ha, three of those in that pic! As well as Reed Mahoney

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@Brocklesnitch Keep rebooting Arnie movies - Kindergarten Cop?

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@PatrickLenton

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@PatrickLenton He's very handsome!
The two blokes are ok too I guess.

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@nessguerrero As an aggressively straight man, I would LOVE this