@andrewlawrence You decided to give up "comedy" and go down the right wing grift route claiming those nasty lefties have cancelled you? Probably easier to get booked and paid on GB News than sell out a village hall anyway. Bellend.
@METROBUS you need to give your drivers proper training - I've just been told to get on a different bus as the one I got on (272) didn't go to Ardingly. The one I was told to get on doesn't go there (271). I'm now stuck in Haywards Heath. Thanks.
@ATCray @VirginTrains Just to say, this is me on me stag do. I'm a red and a Socialist, @ATCray has seen something and not questioned it #keyboardwarrior