Nick Bez Copywriter

Professional writer and editor. Liberal metropolitan. Citizen of the world.

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

Ek het net sopas weer besef dat ek hartstogtelik lief is vir bier.

[God @almightygod]

Humans are one of top 50 species I created.

Ok, top 100.

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

There are few things that fuck up the good vibes of an excellent soirée like having to clean up and do the dishes directly afterwards. I always leave it for the next day.

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

Mull of Kintyre sung by Tom Waits.

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

My dream

Tories don't win a majority.

Johnson resigns

Corbyn doesn't do as well as last time.

Corbyn resigns

LD's win enough seats to form a coalition with Lab.

Keir Starmer becomes PM

EU Ref by Spring

#Remain wins

More money for our public services

The End

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

Next year, I will be an immigrant in South-East Asia.
https://t.co/5BqrihscJK

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Computer Not Looking Forward To Having To Replace Man's Repetitive, Mindless Job https://t.co/4yZhU3Xs5r

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

@nickparker Or maybe it's "Look at me! I get invited to weddings!" Very sad.

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

@nickparker Could be because it suggests "I can't be arsed." It's a fine line...

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

@nickparker It's more authentic than a portrait shot taken in a studio.

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

@tomcopy I think we're getting into 'pole' territory here.

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

The double entendre in the third panel of this comic strip is priceless. https://t.co/TA9BX7sswN

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

Bidi-bidi-bidi-bidi uh-oh, Buck!

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

I just overheard a bartender say to a patron "Is whisky OK?".
I can't think of a request to which that would be an appropriate response. Any suggestions? Bueller?

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die. MEL BROOKS

[Rolf Potts @rolfpotts]

"Imagine if movie reviewers only discussed their favorite films, if restaurant critics only wrote about their preferred haunts and music critics never wrote a scathing review of a badly performed opera. That is what travel writing has become." https://t.co/c52KzuXtHG

[Nick Bez Copywriter @nickrunner]

Headmaster's Hermeneutics.

[Kirsten Shiel @KirstenShielART]

The name of your craft ale is your grandfather's job and a word you don't quite fully understand.
Mine would be "Fisherman's Prerogative"

[Hardeep Matharu @Hardeep_Matharu]

Why is Prince Andrew getting a tougher ride from the #BBC than the Prime Minister? Why can't the public service broadcaster turn its forensic interview skills on Boris Johnson and demand answers on Russia, hedge funds, oligarchs, Vote Leave law-breaking et al? Why?

[Rolf Potts @rolfpotts]

"The key to spending quality time abroad is not related to discount hotel vouchers or finding the cheapest restaurant in Rome or Paris. The way to travel well without spending your life savings is to go to where your dollars have more spending power." https://t.co/ypBn3Il5wx

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://t.co/xAzbZtwOTn