Nick Sasser

Father. Husband. Dentist. Go Jags DUUUVAL!

[MatchReport @MatchReportH]

🚨🇺🇸 Zlatan Ibrahimović on Malik Tillman’s Stunning Free Kick

“That is why football is beautiful. You lose a player, everyone expects you to suffer, but then one man walks over the ball with ice in his veins. Tillman didn’t just score a free kick—he killed Bosnia’s belief. The wall was there, the goalkeeper was ready, but perfection doesn’t ask for permission. It simply happens. That is world-class.”

“People think free kicks are about power. No. They are about personality. The ball listens only to players who have complete confidence in themselves. Tillman struck it like he already knew where it was going before his foot touched it. That’s not luck—that’s elite quality.”

“When you are down to ten men, every goal counts double because it crushes the opponent’s spirit. Bosnia thought they had life after the red card. Then Tillman reminded them that one moment of brilliance is enough to finish a World Cup tie. That’s the difference between surviving… and dominating.” 👑

#USABIH

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

Rewatching this at 1 AM thinking about how long we’ve waited for the USA to have players with the athletic arrogance to nutmeg keepers and attempt shots like this

That type of belief is contagious, and that might be the biggest difference in this USA team

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[NFL on DAZN @NFLonDAZN]

These QBs were clutch in 2025 😤

#NFLonDAZN

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🏆🏌️JUST IN: A new gold statue of President Donald Trump has been erected at Trump National Doral ahead of this week’s Cadillac Championship.

(Via: @AdamSchupak)

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

In MLB history, only one team has had the following numbers over the first 25 games of a season:

+50 or better run differential
30+ home runs
200+ pitching strikeouts
0 blown saves

That one team is the 2026 @Braves.

[Michael McQuaid @McQuaidNFL]

The opening to The Masters on CBS was just unreal:

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

132 PITCH NO-HITTER LFGGGG

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Just saw Cameron Young, his wife and their three beautiful children at 9 am mass at Our Lady Star of the Sea, right across the street from TPC Sawgrass.

Loving father. Man of God. American. Patriot.

Could be a very bad day to be a lib. 🇺🇸 🙏 🇺🇸 🙏 🇺🇸 🙏 🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

What having Bhayshul Tuten on your dynasty team's bench feels like

[Nick Sasser @nicksasser]

@GeneFrenette @Saints Another awful take. Time to hang it up

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The moment that @K_Kisner knew Team USA was fucked in the Ryder Cup @ForePlayPod

[Lance Gooden @Lancegooden]

When Ayatollah Khamenei dies → Iranians celebrate, Democrats outraged.

When Nicolás Maduro is captured → Venezuelans celebrate, Democrats outraged.

Notice a pattern?

It’s called Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[Ari Hoffman @thehoffather]

I could watch this a thousand times

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: This clip of Democrat Rep. Nancy Pelosi is resurfacing where she INSISTS presidents do NOT need Congressional approval for strikes

"[Obama] did not need authorization, and still does not need it on Libya?"

PELOSI: "Yes."

Simple as that! �

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Nailed it..

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Sec. Marco Rubio is on FIRE right now

"Why not notify Congress?!"

RUBIO: "We can't notify 535 members of Congress. Vote on whatever they want. There's NO law saying we have to do that."

"We did notify the Gang of 8...NO LAW requires the president! NO presidential administration has ever accepted the War Powers Act as Constitutional! That said, we followed the notifications of 48 hours [after]."

"I've done more Gang of 8 briefings than I got in 4 years of Biden! I was in the Gang of 8. We complied with the law and we will CONTINUE to comply with it."

Marco is crushing it.

[Sarah Sizzle @sizzle_sarah]

So that’s why the left is pissed.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Men will literally have entire setups like this just to underperform the S&P 500

[Jen @SweetTexanRose]

Obama sent Khamenei $1.7 billion.

Biden sent him $6 billion.

Trump sent him to Hell.

All it took was a new President.