Nick Asik

Writer of jokes, ads and jokey ads. Freelance Creative Director/Copywriter and Not-Freelance Dad.

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“I have tabs open in Chrome that are older than you.” -Me to my 2 year old

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Can’t wait to have this robot dancing over my corpse!

[Mashable @mashable]

That ending spin tho!!🕺

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@therightram We need some good news in the world :)

V & Cagle collabs = 🤜🤛

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@TodayJays I'd be more impressed if he tossed it submarine.

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@MTGKelly Your words were beautifully written and delivered, Kelly! Good on ya. Loved hearing it.

Thanks to you and your team for pulling off an incredibly organized event. Hope we'll get another one in TO again soon!

[Kiran @KiranTheNomad]

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

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@ATRightMovies

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@PitchingNinja Best performance in a Mound Visit (Thriller)

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@fauxjebus Man, funny how two guys not related at all in life, somehow related due to date of death

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@fauxjebus Haha nice! And yes you should series it out ;)

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@fauxjebus hahahah ;)

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I always say please and thank you to chatGPT because I know when the day comes, it will kill me last.

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@Mister_Walsh @wizards_magic Badass! Nice work!

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Today I learned ELT stands for Executive Leadership Team, not Executive Lettuce Tomato.

And honestly, I'm kind of bummed about it.

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And they said a Ninja Turtles meme couldn't make you cry...

[Cabbie Richards @Cabbie]

AND STILL! 🇨🇦🥇

[Alexander Hayne @InsayneHayne]

The tariff war

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@livingcardsmtg

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How is this month not over yet??

[Alex Howe @AlexHoweWPG]

Being a #BlueJays fan during free agency

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

This is beautiful - Angelo Badalamenti talking about composing the famous TWIN PEAKS theme with David Lynch.