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[nick @nickschell_]

*a graphic tee that says "normal people scare me"*

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

‘How unbecoming’ is one of the most gorgeous english phrases—to behave or present oneself in such a way that it undoes your becoming… A skirt so ugly it Impedes your constructing of self…..

[nick @nickschell_]

Come over baby I can help 💋

[nick @nickschell_]

And what’s Trump’s plan to keep hot men off of the elliptical ? I think we’ve all had enough

[Megafaunadoodle @Jmvftp]

*trying to get a gay guy interested in a story I'm telling* So there was also this really beautiful woman, who was really rude

[Ryan @ryandpetersen]

Is gooning a reaction? Or the kabuki performance of reaction itself?

[nick @nickschell_]

not one. not two. but three versace jock straps in the greenwich eqx locker room on a tuesday

[11:59 🖤 🇧🇷 @caminofront]

Me after a baby says “googoo”

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

They call it amtrak because the train am on the track

[dolo♻️ @fucclaws]

stop calling me a liar bitch i tricked you

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

Kamala has a gun and Ella Emhoff got her a miu miu holster

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to stun in new photo

[Nick @nichardi]

The gayest thing you can do at work is show up whenever you want

[irawo @riverbedbeneath]

i love hanging out with outcasts, sinners and the poor. i feel like im jesus

[avi @lotofavionme]

four times back-to-WHAT???

[horace @gayandold]

bringing this back in honor of charli xcx and lorde finally collabing

[big oomfie general @slmxny]

I don’t wanna break a leg I’m gonna get the part that’s what I’m gonna do