Nick Smith-May

If I heard more than others, it's because I stood on the toes of dwarfs.

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

Excuse me for a moment while I slip into something more Freudian.

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@HuffPost https://t.co/T8Irse38ei

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

He's an ex-exorcist!
- Yes, but does that mean he joined the Choir Invisible?

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Poor Cousin Poppy was actually having a quick beer on her way to her child’s parent’s evening when she had her phone stolen and tripped and spilled her drink when trying to alert the police actually.
This photo needs to be taken down!!!!!!

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@thedailybeast https://t.co/T8Irse38ei

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

He's an ex-exorcist!
- Yes, but does that mean he joined the Choir Invisible?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@qikipedia Mr Scott, clean me up.

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

He's an ex-exorcist!
- Yes, but does that mean he joined the Choir Invisible?

[Michael Haynes 🇻🇦 @MLJHaynes]

NEW: Cardinal McElroy has removed Monsignor Stephen Rossetti as an exorcist for the archdiocese of Washington.

McElroy said that “statements made by Mgr Rossetti linking UFOs to demonic presence & the Center’s recent use of social media gravely undermine the Church’s very precise teaching on the devil, demons & exorcism”

In a recent, now deleted video, Rossetti had said that “it’s my personal belief that probably many, if not most of these UFO sightings are in fact demons”

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@marlene4719 https://t.co/fbVHO73GG2

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@JoJoFromJerz @PaxNostrum He only thinks it's his fourth. Its actually number 19.

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@mjfree https://t.co/l6G3LN8HvS

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@Terrebelius Guess who else had a ballroom which was really a bunker…

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@DachshundColin In the US version of this game, the right answer would of course be "a martial arts arena". https://t.co/ErWt1EblxZ

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The White House looks like a meth lab that exploded

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@DieTukkerfries 😻

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@Damaan4u33 About time.

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@JoJoFromJerz @PaxNostrum He only thinks it's his fourth. Its actually number 19.

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@phillipskeates Only in for the Fox News, I guess?
🦊📺

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@Noirchick1 Toto loved him in Casablanca: "I bless the Rains down in Africa."

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@gemmaEdenham Whipma Whopma, isn't he that Dutch guy on the European Commission?

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@MysterySolvents

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@MsPocketRocket "En los autobuses"?

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@marlene4719 "That's inflation for you."

[Nick Smith-May @NickSmithMay]

@CSMFHT Hypothetical Action Role Play.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Current summary of right wing UK politics:

Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise

Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years

UKIP - We still think it's 1998

Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!