Poor Cousin Poppy was actually having a quick beer on her way to her child’s parent’s evening when she had her phone stolen and tripped and spilled her drink when trying to alert the police actually.
This photo needs to be taken down!!!!!!
NEW: Cardinal McElroy has removed Monsignor Stephen Rossetti as an exorcist for the archdiocese of Washington.
McElroy said that “statements made by Mgr Rossetti linking UFOs to demonic presence & the Center’s recent use of social media gravely undermine the Church’s very precise teaching on the devil, demons & exorcism”
In a recent, now deleted video, Rossetti had said that “it’s my personal belief that probably many, if not most of these UFO sightings are in fact demons”
Current summary of right wing UK politics:
Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise
Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years
UKIP - We still think it's 1998
Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!