Nick Stance 🇺🇦

I’m just this guy, you know?

[Nick Stance 🇺🇦 @nickstance]

@JudiciaryGOP @Jim_Jordan Jim Jordan didn’t listen to the whistleblowers who said that rampant sexual assault was occurring at OSU while he was a coach there. Why do we believe that he’s actually listening to these ones?

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@RepScottPerry You literally claimed Italian satellites were changing votes in an election you won just so you didn’t have to tell your Orange Daddy that he lost. Then you threw an insurrection and tried to ditch the constitution. Then you begged for a pardon. You are a traitor

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@Christo11147106 @scottth43757336 @JohnFugelsang That’s not the flex you think it is

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@RepScottPerry You claimed Italian satellites changed votes in an election you won. Your phone was seized by the FBI and you begged your Orange Daddy for a pardon after a failed insurrection. And you’re losing your goddamned mind over a freaking balloon. Resign, traitor

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@davidvance Funny, there was also an agreement signed by Russia and the US that Ukraine’s borders would be respected. Lemme guess, Daddy Vlad hasn’t told you what to think about that yet, right?

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@RepScottPerry Remember when you tried to disenfranchise your own constituents because you claimed Italian satellites rigged an election that you won? And then after you tried a coup you begged Orange Daddy for a pardon? Maybe our adversaries were watching then too

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@RepScottPerry I swear, you balloon jagoffs seem like a Parks and Recreation characters who got rejected for being too stupid. Even for Trump-humpers like ol’ Scott “Italian satellites changed the votes” Perry here, this is dumb

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@fritzinmo @JudiciaryGOP Looking the other way. He’s good at that when stuff happens in OH

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@RepScottPerry Dude, you tried an effing coup. Your Orange Daddy lost an election and you tried to overthrow the government about it. You are a traitor and a disgrace. Not a fan of Rep Omar, but she never tried to get rid of the constitutional order. Eat shit

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@RepScottPerry So precisely *when* is the FBI being weaponized for political purposes, Scotty? Only when they’re seizing Republican’s phones? Nothing to see there either, right traitor?

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@SenateGOP So your solution is to throw a 30% sales tax on everything? That’ll make it better for your donor class, you seditionist clowns

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@JoshYohe_PGH They need to make an EBUQB rule. One ex high school player in the box ready to play for either team. That’s a gimmick that’ll get eyes on TVs

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@JudiciaryGOP Thought ol’ Jimmy here demonstrated that subpoenas are optional nowadays

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@TomCottonAR Is it as embarrassing as falsely claiming to be an Army Ranger? Asking for a junior Senator from a landlocked state in the south

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@JudiciaryGOP @JoeBiden Hey, real quick Gym. What’s section 3 of the 14th amendment say?

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@SteveScalise That’ll bring down inflation for sure!

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@JudiciaryGOP Your chairman was too chicken to comply with a house subpoena for that little bit of light treason a couple of years ago. Maybe calling others “scared to answer questions” is just more Trumpist projection!

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@checkysmom @RepScottPerry To be fair, he has done things other than whining about the border. There was that failed coup attempt, for example.

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@RepScottPerry Speaking of gaslighting, you attempted to overthrow the government and install the losing candidate in the presidency. And you still call it the “freedom caucus” instead of “sedition caucus”. You are a traitor to the USA. Resign

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@SenateGOP Reminder: Republicans attempted to overthrow the constitutional order and install Donny Trump as God King