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People of character do the right thing, not because they think it will change the world but because they refuse to be changed by the world.

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

@skate no tutorial. Piss off

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

Getting absolutely ruined in the war on fruit flies here at home. Getting desperate. Headed to the pet store rn to buy a half dozen lizards, really hoping this will give me the upper hand.

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

@alyse_arnold Hmmm, it seems i’ve accumulated a large amount of wealth. How should i use my wealth? Maybe feed hungry kids? Take care of veterans? Mental health? Nah fuck all that, probably just gonna shoot a piss load of explosives into the sky that sounds good.

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

Me: man i’m tired today really kicked my ass, i’m gonna sleep like a baby tonight

Brain: start your comedy career right now

Me: now’s not really the time, it’s 2am and i work in 4 hours

Brain: WRITE

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

Starting a social media platform for people to share their favorite photos of fish. I’m naming it OnlyFins

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

https://t.co/a9dHkj6THH

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

Fat dub

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

On behalf of myself and all 4 of my sisters, i’d like to say i’m pumped to get this fat fuck out of office. Enjoy your last run Don, thanks for the memes.

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

I don’t care how much the hotel cost, taking home the free bottles of shampoo is always a little victory

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@NMartinbianco @JessicaDymowski Lol thats so fuckin cool

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

@Macerrss You’re somehow un empathetic if you find the total violation of human rights and the increase in domestic violence, suicide rates, drug abuse etc., to be more concerning. Totally agree.

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

We learned absolutely nothing from the prohibition of alcohol

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2 days later and the direct deposit is pending... i was not uh.. expecting that.

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

So the gas prices are dope, but still waiting on the refund for car insurance. Right? Way less cars on the road means safer driving. That’s their math man just sayin

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

@Harry1T6 @benshapiro Since day one

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

@goodbucket Hahah fuck yea

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

@JessicaDymowski Yea i got you

[jordan @JordanUhl]

where the fuck was he supposed to go?

[Tom Inglesby, MD @T_Inglesby]

In last 24 hrs there've been prominent US voices calling for a stop to social distancing, citing rationale that they're worse than impact of COVID itself. It’s worth looking very closely at that claim, where we are in US COVID epidemic and what happens if we stop. 1/x