Nick Swift

I write, I draw, I market, I voiceover. I did that satirical comedy horror Top Trumps homage Modern Horrors, you know. And in 2024 - the return of FIT TO BURST!

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

YOINK!!

The return of enormous sketch comedians FIT TO BURST has SOLD OUT so we’re putting on a SPECIAL BONUS SHOW! 6pm 27 Apr - get in quick!!

Tix at https://t.co/5g1UKrkOf9

@petegold_ @Flukeshot #comedy

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

@CameronYardeJnr Ha ha!!!

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Why do people say that by their nature sketch shows are always a bit hit and miss? I’ve made hundreds of sketches on my phone and never missed once. Stop making excuses.

[Mark Sweep @riffraffhands]

Found it!

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

After the Blur reunion, Damon Albarn again catches my middle aged mood precisely on the new Gorrilaz record. Ghostly ranting of Mark E Smith on Delirium majestic. Sparks track an absolute, certified and spectacular banger.

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

People don’t talk enough about how fucking boring he is.

[Maarten Hopman @maartenhopman94]

Denmark changes Greenland’s name to Epstein Island so Trump will stop talking about it.

[spankybackpack @spankybackpack]

Just waiting to hear from Disney.

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

https://t.co/NGPzsVWTYg

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

@elonmusk Bullshit, you electronic Goebbels.

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

@ZelenskyyUa You’re a hero.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

To be fair, you don't really need a functional Department of Defense if you're going to surrender to your greatest enemy in your first month in office.

[Gideon Rachman @gideonrachman]

Shocking hypocrisy from Vance - lecturing Europe on democracy when he serves as vice president to a man who attempted a coup in the US

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

@smithesq But it’s what we voted for, Alex.

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

I was obsessed by Tony Slattery in Whose Line Is It Anyway when I was a teenager. Taped and watched and rewatched S&M his Channel 4 series with Mike McShane again and again. Ah, dear...

[Tony Slattery podcast @SlatteryLive]

So sorry to report we are deverstated our lovely Tony has passed away .

https://t.co/WHoGSCxivq

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

He’s finally done a genuinely funny tweet!

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

@FutureJurvetson What the hell are you talking about? I’m glad I’m raising my children in Britain rather than a country that has accepted the routine murder of its young people in their schools and universities.

[Nick Swift @nickswift]

Proud paternal moment with my daughter as one of the Alices here….

[St Bartholomew's @St_Barts_School]

Alice in Wonderland, was performed to packed audiences. The staging meant that the audience were in the midst of Wonderland. The production called for some clever casting, direction & set design! Well done to all involved. Read more in BartholoNews: https://t.co/G8TLPP5sPR

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

I've been asked what my favourite commentary is on the budget and it's unquestionably this exchange.