Nick Paul

Wrecker on skateboards. Walker of miles. Biker of roads. Febrezer of carpets. Thanks for following. I love you.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

I set my personal best for most days spent alive. #breakingrecords

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

My review of friskys cat food isn't good. Why does it give me a bloody nose everytime i eat it out of a dirty ash tray at the bar.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

As my kid just started4th grade i remember my my4th grade experience where Robert B. Cut in the lunch line and i kicked him so hard in the nuts his retainer fell out.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

@benroy00 Rape caves

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@CircleKStores I live right across the street and legit walk two miles away to go to a different one. Their soda is always crap as well and it's dirty as fuck.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Hey @CircleKStores , the store near me has a machine that i am certain is unplugged, because it hasn't worked in two months. Is this how you make more money? Or is it the manager being a money hungry jerk?

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

@CircleKStores It's the one on continental and Scottsdale in north Tempe. They suck.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Why does eating cat food make your nose bleed?

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

@KevinHart4real What if you use their success as motivation to try harder?

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Hey @wwjp wish could come to your Phoenix show but best of luck. You were my wife's first concert in Tucson with jimmy eat world. I can't afford the tix now. Come back soon.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Still crushing it. Go on with your bad self.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

I set my personal best for most days spent alive. #breakingrecords

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Never in my life did I think I would get to call someone a "power bottom dolphin fucker". But tonight was the night. #Dolphins #SeaWorld #sex #JUSTIN

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

I just want to apologize to @lyft for saying 'let's @Uber" but just look at your app instead.,

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

You missed a good time @tomhanks. You were here in spirit. I'm sure https://t.co/VxgHTJkr3c

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Hey @tomhanks feel free to crash my wedding next Saturday at tts roadhouse. 6pm. See you there.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Dude, congrats. Still crushing this living game. https://t.co/5uLZfXiK3N

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Man, you are crushing this living game.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

If I ever had a time machine. It would be a waste. I would not go back to kill Hitler. I would go back to when Stacy showed her boobs at the bar.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Hey @SUBWAY just to let you know about your employees, Isaac at store 10679-0 in Scottdale is awesome and friendly. I wish you had more like him.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Hey @lyft why don't you
Charge me when your driver shows up instead of him staying in the circle k parking lot. Waited 40 minutes for him to only be charged for me not showing up.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Hey @paddywarbucks. You got lots then a week till the wedding. Get your drinking shoes ready.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

Hey @tomhanks feel free to crash my wedding next Saturday at tts roadhouse. 6pm. See you there.

[Nick Paul @NickTechnician]

@CoxHelp Slow upload speed. It's killing!