Nick Telford

Code cynic.

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

Security tip: for biometric security on services that only support text passwords, roll your face across your keyboard to encode the shape of your face as a series of keystrokes.

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

TFW you flash the wrong firmware on to your keyboard and now none of the keys do what you expect.

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@wfaler Capital of UK; Residence of Head of State; Seat of Gov.; Highest GDP/capia in the country. No reason for UK gov. to let it go.

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@wfaler I keep seeing people advocating London become an independent city-state, but it's a fantasy. It's more likely I become PM in October

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@edward_ribeiro We were in the EU (political and trade union) but not the Eurozone (currency union) or Schengen Area (free travel area).

[Sam Cameron @samcnix]

I'm now available for Tech Recruitment work. LinkedIn/Blog in my bio. Shares appreciated!

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

Pretty good day to be a Tory MP eh

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

Love the irony in Labour using Alternative Vote for their leadership contest.

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

Doing asynchronous programming in Java 7; if no one hears from me in a week, please send a search and rescue party in after me.

[Nick Halstead @nik]

The GNIP / DataSift Technology GAP http://t.co/yc3Dd4fMNs tip @techmeme

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

Right.

All tax is annoying.

Here are six reasons why inheritance tax is okay.

https://t.co/wcPuQfoHTy

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@richinspirit @_pip_pop_ When I saw this, I instantly thought of both of your reactions to the biscoff vid. Knew you'd approve.

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@richinspirit @_pip_pop_ Episode 4 had me fighting back tears if laughter.

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@_pip_pop_ @richinspirit Happy April Fool's Day! https://t.co/cz16FneDpx

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@SlackHQ Excellent, thanks!

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@SlackHQ Is /feedback a better or worse medium for bug reports?

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@SlackHQ Where can I file bug reports with Slack?

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@Sintorra @Twitch @TwitchSupport It's not my account, it's an account that's clearly unused squatting a username I'd like to use :)

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

@Sintorra @Twitch @TwitchSupport It requires a Twitch account that I don't have (yet). Do I have to create a random one just for help?

[Nick Telford @nicktelford]

Anyone know if it's possible for @twitch to reclaim defunct accounts? /cc @TwitchSupport