Nick Trepka

music and other bodily functions

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Apparently fog machines absolutely do set off smoke alarms so my dreams of mystic living are once more on hold

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Charades, but it’s power tools

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Under these exact conditions, for which nobody is to blame, this was the only possible outcome.

Discuss

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If anyone knows the person who first said that sharp knives are safer than blunt ones, can you put them my way please, I’d like to have a word

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@_andrewkerr_ Beaker got ripped

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Underwhelming realities of popular song: Adele charging around in a downpour with a soggy clipper

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You’re telling me there’s 2-3 servings in this big bag of NikNaks yeah? Ok cool I’ll just eat half and save the rest for later

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Turns out you can eat throat sweets whenever you want to

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l might just start using a Iowercase L in pIace of an uppercase i and see if my Iife starts to unraveI

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“I want you to call me the minute you’re piping your icing over an elaborate cake.” My wife, @rachel_grrr, to my dad, Feb 2025

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A View-Master full of dicks

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🎶 “Feliz Navidad” sang the radio, during the most strenuous part of my hygienist appointment

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This is the uncooked interior of a chicken kiev

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Bineapple and panana bancake

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Having moved through a few carriages just now, one of the two following statements must be true

1. I smell of piss
2. ⁠this entire train smells of piss

#hulltrains

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Every time your mother sneezes, somewhere a flock of birds takes flight.

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Quiche Lorraine is just bacon and egg pie

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Quicksand seems to be much less of a problem these days than it used to be

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@rachel_grrr @Glitter_brawl Oh so you *are* only like that with me

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Put on your ugg boots and stand on my laptop