Howie Feltersnatch

Packin' lips and grabbin' hips | Voted #1 most talked about in therapy, 5 years running

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[Havoc @Havoc_Six]

Ain't noooooo way, lmao

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

New sign going up.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

There. Is. Always. A. Tweet.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

MAGA will be remembered as the most embarrassing political phenomenon ever to stain the history of America, just a gutter movement that elevated the worst, dumbest, most vile among us

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Beyond parody.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Let @HunterBiden cook 🔥….just not crack

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Hop 🥩🗿 @Hoplitecus]

“A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI.”

[Durag Rebel @DuragRebel]

You guys don’t understand how ass it is to be ass at golf. I hate the man I see in the mirror