Nick Weber

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

Me: Focus. Come on. This is important.

Brain: Honestly if giraffes didn't exist, they would seem far less realistic than unicorns.

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

I hope Josh misses me

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

Thank you for your patience with me, @HopCatAArbor

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

@MattMarshall_10 It's so crazy good that I needed to take a minute to collect my thoughts.

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

Ex·am Pre·par·ed·ness
/iɡˈzam prəˈper(ə)dnəs/
noun

refer to 'impossibility'; 'perpetual'
-see also 'harrowing'

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

Spotify's recommended algorithm is getting crazy good

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

@DaniFlynn_ Not bad, Dani, but I think we're low-balling. A true dream is to achieve a diet composed entirely of rotisserie chicken.

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

*5 minutes left in class*

*binders being put away*

Teacher: Stop it! Class isn't over

*binders being put away slightly slower*

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

Dentist: When was the last time you flossed?

Me: dude you were there

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

@leftenwright I figured the Santa suit would help me blend in this time. Guess not.

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

Broken glass, shirtless folks, and a faint scream in the distance......

........The 9pm Walmart crowd is certainly a peculiar bunch.

[Nicholas K. Stahl @NicholasKStahl]

Filtered Frens.

[Nicholas K. Stahl @NicholasKStahl]

Happy Father's Day Dad.

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

Me: "I wonder what'll happen if I light this thing on fire?"

*lights thing on fire*

*thing is on fire*

Me: "Incredible"

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

Happy 19th to one of my best pals. Thanks for all the good times, especially the majestic and photogenic ones.

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

@Jandernoa Less dashing without the glasses, and hardly dashing comparatively. Thanks a bunch Vince.

[brendan @bseyka]

Happy birthday to the noble & majestic @NickWeber_3 fly free brother

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

@bseyka 😂😂Fantastic picture choice Brendan. Thanks dude, hope to see you soon man.

[Nicholas K. Stahl @NicholasKStahl]

Thankful for you. Here are some of my favorites of us over the years. Happy birthday @NickWeber_3

[Nick Weber @NickWeber_3]

@NicholasKStahl 😂😂This is absolutely great. I'm sure the fam is proud of me for having such a amazing friend. Thanks so much buddy.