Nick Weis

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

I once saw a porn titled, “Hot Milf gets rammed by construction worker” I never watched the video but the thumbnail showed a girl getting railed by a guy wearing nothing but construction boots. Which means the guy took his boots off, took his jeans off& then put the boots back on

[🐎 @JordanCantHoop]

That bitch throwing up like that’s her special attack

[Vexeta @Tommylayy]

Someone close whatever portal these MFs are coming out of

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[Mase Olinger @Mason_Olinger]

Was I the only one who saw this or??

[Nick Weis @nickweis69]

@Mason_Olinger @yearly3000 😂😂

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Just took ancestry test turns out i 100% dont give a fuck

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

nobody:

nigga who smokes weed on snapchat all day: i know they praying on my downfall

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

I don’t understand why some guys don’t want to have a daughter. I’m the type of person who has zero preference. If it’s a boy, great. If it’s a girl, that’s great too. I’m still going to treat it exactly the same and take it to the exact same adoption agency either way

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

OBJ is the best QB on the Giants

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Good knock. Looking forward to the rematch.

[Brett Kavanagh @Brett_Kavanagh]

This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh

[Blake @blocke21]

You flex with $1000,
I feel broke with $1000.
We not the same.

[𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕪𝕒 @vickmontoyaa]

“what’s your WiFi password”

“It’s on the back of the router”

Router:

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I’d say stick to comedy but you weren’t funny enough to avoid cancellation of your Netflix show. Stay away from politics — no reason to suck at two things.

[Timothy Whalen 🌮 @littlebluedog]

USPS tracking:

Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered