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[nicky t👽 @nicky_t69]

Yooooooooo can I bum a smoke

[nicky t👽 @nicky_t69]

If I have to listen to that soft spoken ADT ad on more more god damn podcast, I am going to paint the streets with my brains

[nicky t👽 @nicky_t69]

@Biggi_Chandler Had two ticks on my dick yesterday they were like 12 inches apart

[nicky t👽 @nicky_t69]

I like to leave the bugs that fall on me while I’m working and see how long my little friends stay with me

[Mr. BrightSide ◢ ◤ (Stinky Cheese Man) @ChaseHicks_]

I'm not as cool as a I used to be

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

I told my barber to give me the Snyder Cut. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[nicky t👽 @nicky_t69]

I live for the sting hand sanitizer gives me on all my little cuts

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️2️⃣

[Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman]

How some Star Wars viewers imagine themselves vs. how they actually sound.

[“follow on the butterfly app” Jake Young @BestJakeYoung]

Y'all ever open twitter and immediately it's like

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

There should be a version of “Brrrr” for when it’s hot out. “Glaaaap” or something

[nicky t👽 @nicky_t69]

The lack of yoo-hoo’s at every store and gas station in this state is abysmal

[nicky t👽 @nicky_t69]

Jus wanna go home watch one piece high die bye

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

Sorry for this