Nick Carpenter

Audere Est Facere

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

Can't stop the rubber dinghys though

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

In the early hours of this morning, I directed our Armed Forces to intercept a shadow fleet oil tanker attempting to pass through the English Channel.

This successful operation delivers yet another blow to Russia and reminds those fueling Putin's war in Ukraine that we will not let them hide.

I want to thank those involved, including our Armed Forces and law enforcement officers who keep this country safe 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@malcolmconn 32* off 26. What is the point?!

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@Abu_Jawaadd @SunderlandAFC Like you know what it's like winning the Champions League 😂

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

I'm convinced this is Jordan North

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'Sexual predator' small boat migrant admits raping 'intoxicated' woman in alleyway
https://t.co/nL0132fA7k

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@sabrecav @flushingitgolf He doesn't hate America, just the people living there

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@GolfMonthly This hurts my hands just looking at it

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@footballontnt So have Spurs. Are we just going to ignore that?

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@Allthings__THFC Dembele, Juventus away

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@tmzette Best friends in the academy apparently

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

😂😂😂

[We Are West Ham Podcast ⚒🎙 @WeAre_WestHam]

£55m for Mohammed Kudus…

“We’ve had Tottenham’s pants down…” ⚒😂

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@SpursOfficial

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@HartleyFC What was the final score?

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@HotspurMemories @rafvdvaart @Huddz8 There might be a mistake in this tweet

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@SpursOfficial Do us all a favour and sack him

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

Thank fuck he did 🙌🏻

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗩𝗙𝗖 𝗙𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗳𝘂𝗹 | 𝕏 @theavfcfaithful]

Disasi is a cult hero already, he’s rejected spurs about 4 times and that’s just today.

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@utdcynical They said there have been 36 games in his United career that he hasn't scored in...

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@Carps1971 Never known an injury crisis like it. 12 players out and Spence and Regi are unavailable for Thursday. Ange isn't without his faults but the club are doing fuck all to help him

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

This silly cunt will be moaning tomorrow that he still gets abuse from Spurs fans

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

The shithousery from Sol Campbell…

😭🤣

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

🥄🥄🥄 @Super_CJ2009 😂

[NFL Fantasy Football @NFLFantasy]

tag the person in your league that finished in last place 🫢

[Nick Carpenter @nickyc101]

@LucasH170 @James17919281 @englandcricket @chriswoakes @MattyJPotts @IGcom And we've already won the series