Nick Williams

[Nick Williams @nickymonkey]

Hell in a Hancock (After Gillray)

[Nick Williams @nickymonkey]

@AXS_UK I'm not a bot, I'm not using VPN, I'm not refreshing the screen - I'm using your app and am logged in with my account yet it is still impossible to use your awful system - I'm just a Radiohead fan trying to buy tickets - why do you make it so hard?!

[Nick Williams @nickymonkey]

@AXS_UK A radical new idea for your website AXS - instead of having your customer que up only to find out there are no tickets available, why not just say ...that no tickets are available?! Might make your website slightly less horrendous

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Always a bad sign when the performers outnumber the audience

[Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪 @CliveWismayer]

Amazing how pumped @afneil is all of a sudden about government lies. It’s as though the Johnson administration never happened. A govt. led by a ‘pathological liar’, a narcissist wholly unfit for any kind of office. Neil is a poseur, bought & paid for by his billionaire bosses.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Even the Russians are mocking Trump’s disaster of a parade. This one’s going to sting.🤣

[Darren Jones MP @darrenpjones]

Nigel Farage and Reform have been rumbled.

They promise you everything you could wish for, but have no idea how.

False promises. Populist nonsense.

Ask them this simple question every time: how?

They hate it.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Memo from ⁦@PrivateEyeNews⁩ to ⁦@BBCNews⁩ ⁦@SkyNews⁩ ⁦@itvnews⁩

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

On Tuesday, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt made a series of claims about the BBC's coverage of events in Gaza on Sunday. We've looked at the claims - and the number of misrepresentations and untruths that they contained.

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

This is the video I posted last night - looking at claims from White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt about the BBC's coverage of events in Gaza on Sunday.

[Dale Vince @DaleVince]

While righteous Robert Jenrick berates people for fare dodging - asking why is it OK for you not to pay - has he forgotten that he unlawfully approved a planning application for a Tory donor, to help him avoid £40m in taxes - which would have been paid to the poorest borough in London. Is it OK for your rich friends to avoid paying taxes Robert - we all pay them. Hypocrisy on steroids is what this stunt is (not a typo - stunt).

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

100percent ⬇️

[Dr Susan Denim @DrSusanDenim]

Why are @BBCNews and @BBCPolitics and other UK media giving next to zero coverage of this scandal?

You can bet a million dodgy PPE contracts it would be all over the front pages (like a badly fitting covid mask) if it wasn't their Tory chums.
#gmb #newsnight #jeremyvine #C4News

[Will Hutton @williamnhutton]

A great, dignified, pitch- perfect, good-bye this evening to the one and only Gary Lineker - beloved by the MOTD audience, football and so many beyond. Above all a really decent human-being.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

REMINDER: Nigel Farage, who owns 4 homes, earns IRO £1m a year and had his girlfriend buy his house in his constituency is telling young Britons immigration is the reason they can’t buy a house.

[Nick Williams @nickymonkey]

@realDonaldTrump Played like a fiddle. Do something.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Looks like Nigel Farage got his girlfriend to buy his constituency home in Clacton to avoid paying the higher rate of stamp duty!?

What a patriot.

https://t.co/zxWn0TKas5

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

And to think there are some Tories who think the answer to their problems is to bring back this lying charlatan.

[. @jdpoc]

Nigel Farage calls the latest net migration figures "disastrous" ...

... Disastrous for him and Reform, yes, because a 50% reduction undermines the one single issue he uses to get his Xenophobic Morons angry about.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

A crude, abominable, greedy, self-interested, profiteering monopoly.

That just about covers it I think.