NOX

Just livin' the dream

[NOX @nickynox9]

I've never been to Iraq after a bombing, but I do drive to work on the LIE every morning and I can't imagine they're much different.

[The Craig Carton Show @CraigCartonShow]

FRANCISCO LINDOR HAS TO GO!

"If I'm a Met fan, I've had enough. You gotta go! He's everything wrong with sports today! You didn't win a damn thing in New York!" — Craig Carton

@craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews

#MLB #Mets #FranciscoLindor

[New York Mets @Mets]

"Holy s***, I want to be here."

The moment Carson Benge became a big leaguer 🥹

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Flashback to when Elon Musk completely obliterated Don Lemon.

He never recovered after this.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Look man I support deportations but not like this. I thought we'd tell them to leave and they'd be like, "Okay no problem," and we'd be like, "Sorry didn't mean to make this awkward," and they'd go, "No seriously no worries at all," and we'd all shake hands and within a week there'd be no illegals here anymore and that would be the end of it.

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

STOP what you're doing - we have a pretty huge update and confession about this whole "Report ICE activity hotline" situation.

By about 1am, we had reports come in from numerous states that there had been "incidents" at a number of biker bars last night. 🇺🇸

It turns out that "report ICE activity hotlines" had received "tips" about "off-duty ICE agents" drinking at dozens of bars. Those bars just so happened to be biker bars owned or frequented by individuals who haven't always been on the right side of the law.

ICE protestors were alerted and given the addresses of these bars. According to friends of ours across the country, beta soy boy, gender-fluid communist Meal Team Sixers showed up with their "F-ICE" flags and tried barging into the bars.

Except... there were no ICE agents drinking there. As a wise man once said... "now you's can't leave".

To clarify, WE absolutely did NOT report those addresses to the "Report ICE activity hotlines". That's ridiculous, guys. What kind of people do you think we are?

Nah. We simply provided the "Report ICE activity hotlines" to the good ole' boys that DRINK at those bars and asked them if they wanted to have a fun night.

Hey leftists... we've been warning you... there would be a time when the people who just wanted to be left alone get off the sidelines.

Keep going, children. We're in this for the long haul... and we're really, really good at it.

If you have a phone or fingers to type... you can get in the fight and help protect ICE and law enforcement. Below you'll find the "report ICE activity" hotlines.

Have fun and blast this thing all over the internet.

@DHSgov @Sec_Noem @ICEgov @RealTomHoman @realDonaldTrump @CBP we've got your six.

@elonmusk we’ve got more where this came from on #operationfakeout

@EliCrane_CEO time to #SendTheSEALS

Washington Immigrant Solidarity Network (WAISN) — 1-844-724-3737

LULAC ICE Activity Reporting — Signal/WhatsApp: [phone]

Puente Arizona (Phoenix metro) — 480-506-7437

Arkansas United — 479-763-2822

Los Angeles Raids & Rapid Response Network — 888-624-4752

San Francisco Rapid Response Network — 415-200-1548

Alameda County (ACILEP) — 510-241-4011

Contra Costa County — 925-900-5151

North Bay (Sonoma/Napa/Solano) — 707-800-4544

Sacramento Rapid Response Network — 916-382-0256

Santa Clara County — 408-290-1144

Santa Cruz / Pajaro Valley — 831-239-4289

Central Valley / Valley Watch — 559-206-0151

Kern County — 661-432-2230

Orange County — 714-881-1558

San Diego County — 619-536-0823

Santa Barbara / Ventura / SLO (805 Network) — 805-870-8855

Long Beach Community Defense Network — 562-245-9575

Colorado Rapid Response Network — 1-844-864-8341

Florida Immigrant Coalition / RAISE Hotline — 1-888-600-5762

Georgia Latino Alliance for Human Rights (GLAHR) — 770-457-5232

Illinois Coalition for Immigrant & Refugee Rights (ICIRR) — 855-435-7693

LUCE Immigrant Justice Network (Greater Boston) — 617-370-5023

Grand Rapids Rapid Response Network — 616-238-0081

Reno / ACTIONN Rapid Response — 775-453-6137

Rapid Response New Jersey — 1-888-347-3767

NYC ICE Watch — community reporting via coordinated alert networks (no single phone line)

Rochester Rapid Response Network — 585-420-6471

Siembra NC Rapid Response — 336-543-0353

Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (PIRC) — 1-888-622-1510

New Sanctuary Movement (Philadelphia) — 267-333-9530

Centre County Rapid Response Network — 814-264-4626

AMOR / ICE Watch RI — 401-675-1414

Vecindarios901 (Memphis) — 901-329-7979

Tennessee Immigrant & Refugee Rights Coalition (TIRRC) — 615-833-0384

WA Immigrant Solidarity Network (WAISN) — 1-844-724-3737

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I'm never deleting this app 😂

[MILO @Nero]

We shouldn’t let the bad actions of 259,553 Somalis ruin it for the other 30.

[Tosca Austen @ToscaAusten]

‘I Think My Dog’s A Democrat’

By, Bryan Lewis

Merry Christmas X! 🎄✨🎁💫

Perfect lyrics—in the replies!‼️

Bryan Lewis' magnum opus comes in the form of his lyrically hilarious and politically ground-shaking song:
“I Think My Dog’s A Democrat”.

Delving into themes of bestial politicism, this song examines the relationship between man and dog through the lens of partisanship.
The dog is interpreted as representing the liberal left snowflakes, however recent discourse has focused on framing the dog as a reflection of his imagination altogether.

You decide! 🎄🎁✨
#MerryChristmas #ChristmasEve #DogsRule❤️

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

This Malik Nabers @IHOP commercial belongs in the hall of fame

[Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber]

Biden won Georgia by 11,779 votes. Now, over 5 years later, they admit 315,000 votes in Georgia were actually counted illegally.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Crowd goes wild for Trump at Army-Navy. Good job by official here.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Who sends them their instructions!?

Real question.

[New York Mets @Mets]

Thanks for everything, Pete.

[MetCast @MetCastPod]

BREAKING: Sources confirmed The Dodger are signing Mr. met to a 4 year deal. Stearns was willing to go 3 years, but said he he will now pivot to trading for a new much cheaper mascot.

[Pat Leonard @PLeonardNYDN]

Don’t let the reputations of Jaxson Dart and Abdul Carter become the latest casualties of the Giants’ stink. Put the focus and blame where it belongs. This is one of the key points we discussed on #TalkinBall Postgame Live @youtube after Patriots Giants @youtubecreators

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 Don Jr Goes Off on the Ukraine War

“I was actually in Monaco earlier this summer … and every other car there was an Italian supercar, like a Pagani, Bugatti, and they all had Ukraine plates … They didn't just all magically get $5 million supercars. They're stealing that money, and it's just one big corrupt scandal.”

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

2025 PitchingNinja "Harry Potter" Award for Best Wizard Debut. 🧙‍♂️🪄🏆

Winner: Nolan McLean

Dude didn’t pitch, he conjured.

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

“I’m Eli Manning, I’m Nice. Tom Brady is the GOAT. SIKE! I beat him Twice!”

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 TRUMP IS ON A ROLL 🤣

“The turkeys go by the names of Gobble & Waddle.”

“When I first saw the pictures I thought we should call them … CHUCK AND NANCY.”

“But then I realized I would be pardoning them. And I would NEVER pardon those two people.” 😂🔥