“hiiii im making pizza!”
“cut deep as possible and jump.”
“oh…”
“like cut the dough and jump up and down from excitement??”
“oh! right…”
“𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔~”
jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde