Nicole

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

switched a patient from NPO to a regular diet

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@lilfuzzymama proud of u booger

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

u see the way marriage works is one person has to love olives and the other has to think they’re absolutely disgusting so they can give u their olives

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@lilfuzzymama (u always do)

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@SprtsDrnk I wonder how they feel living my dream

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@SprtsDrnk @Smq34440666 omg this is so rude of them

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@lilfuzzymama the sweetest man 😭😭😭

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

it is my professional medical opinion that house flippers who replace original wood flooring with grey linoleum and who paint every wall millennial grey deserve federal prison

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@cheesypremo1 So glad you’ve joined the club <3

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

I GET TO SPEND THE NEXT FOUR YEARS TAKING CARE OF WOMEN AND CATCHING BABIES IN THE SAME CITY AS MY BEST FRIEND WHO IS GONNA BE AN ER DOCTOR!!!!

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

A ( long but I think worth reading) thread on Gynecologic Surgical reimbursement and how it affects all of us:

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@cheesypremo1 time to take a cousin walk

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Imagine you’re 20 wks pregnant when your fetus is diagnosed with a lethal condition. But no one tells you that—at least, not explicitly.

Your doctor is mandated by law to tell you the condition is “potentially life-limiting,” and that your non-viable pregnancy is “pre-viable.”

[Westin Wong @WestinWong]

M4 checking refreshing their email, 2023, colorized.

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@virg_quinlan @MyersCarlee @Eboudo_ omg Ilysm my peds neuro queenie

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

In honor of the new residency application cycle, I asked chatGPT to write a CT abdomen pelvis report using Gen Z lingo

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

@heather_dupless there is literally nothing in medicine that is cooler than maternal-fetal phys and no one will ever convince me otherwise!!!

[Nicole @nicoconuts2]

omg sweater weather 😍😍