Giuseppe Meatballs

maybe like.... the FLORIST of Blaviken?

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

I love coins that have a bunch of flat edges instead of one round edge.
American currency really let me down.

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

With Halloween right around the corner I'd like to remind everyone that the only acceptable costume this year is Plague Doctor

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

@DimWittedDimyan IS THAT THE END OF THE STORY

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

Jump off buildings? No problem.
Ask a girl for her number? Absolutely terrifying

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

Winston appearing in the credits before you meet him in the show was a curveball i absolutely don't remember

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

DEAR MEDIA: It would be GREAT if you spent as much time and energy asking trump why he's done actual crimes and deplorable things as you do asking Biden about hypothetical things he HASN'T done.

Thank you.

[Nathan Mackenzie Brown 🔬🌎 @NathanMackBrown]

Retweet if you agree we need to rename Columbus Day in the USA to Indigenous People’s Day.

#IndigenousPeoplesDay

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

When President Trump was told one thousand Americans were dying every day from COVID-19, he shrugged it off and said, "it is what it is."

It is what it is?

This president doesn't even pretend to care about the Americans he swore to serve. It's disgraceful.

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

@realDonaldTrump Italian Americans are not proud of colombus. He was a slave trader and murderer. Vaffanculo, shit head

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Mike Bloomberg raised $16 million to pay the court fines of 32,000 Black and Latino Floridian former felons so that they can now vote.

Florida just got REALLY interesting.

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

The only problem I have with trans people is that now both men AND women have better facial hair than me.

Also this is satire I'm completely pro trans people y'all keep doing your thing.

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

I realize now you get a Bachelors in college so i guess a better joke would have been high school diploma pepper

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

College is important because nobody out here is gonna be drinking Bachelors Pepper

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

College is important because nobody out here is gonna be drinking Bachelors Pepper

[May Her Memory Be a Revolution @TheLastSeverson]

TRUMP wants to make America™ GREAT®. The DEMONCRATS would have you covered by HEALTHCARE and paid fair WAGES like some sort of HUMAN BEING with intrinsic VALUE. The choice is CLEAR. The side with CONCENTRATION CAMPS, or the loony toony CIVIL RIGHTS side. Jfc I hate this timeline

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

@egoraptor 6 years late to the party but my buntd, hole is ready

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

@bloomingjess Wanna talk about hard? Try spelling restaraunt right on the first try.

[Giuseppe Meatballs @nicofeula]

I just heard a gym version of old town road and like...
Thats a level of straight male that even I can't achieve