nuco

faccio finta in generale

[nuco @nicogoatee]

@neo_subhamoy 16gb is pure evil, like i’ll be fine with 64gb

[nuco @nicogoatee]

anche oggi back to back

[nuco @nicogoatee]

immagina incrociare a piedi il tuo ex e fare finta di non conoscervi nemmeno

[nuco @nicogoatee]

sometimes I just go fucking blank

[nuco @nicogoatee]

@Rodrigo_Cule HEAVY REPOST

[lolijoshi @coldanimegirl]

my vape is starting to taste like ai pussy

[nuco @nicogoatee]

like that one time a guy literally unscrewed my septum with his tongue while licking every single inch of my face

[Lukas @lukastheremix]

Why do some guys lick your entire fucking face when making out like they’re a dog? You’re giving me acne.

[krook @KrookTM]

after weeks of trying he finally managed to get inside the fridge

[nuco @nicogoatee]

@lagnadelgay she KNEW they were gonna play in her face

[nuco @nicogoatee]

@sobbrillo amo dimmi di più

[meowling @meowlposter]

unfortunately this would work on me

[nuco @nicogoatee]

@Aluratisse damn you’re shuckle or sum??

[nuco @nicogoatee]

@JacopoErMat deve uscire dalla mia testa

[nuco @nicogoatee]

@enricoisolan ho applaudito

[Jack Ellis @JackEllis]

You have no idea how much of a bubble we're in.

[Why everyone loves Pokemon @pokemon_twts]

he loves his pika plush

[nuco @nicogoatee]

@piccolo_opossum mi salirebbe l’ansia instant

[Subhamoy @neo_subhamoy]

Is this the best way to motivate your agent? :)

[nuco @nicogoatee]

oggi c’è pace, fa freschino, il codice funziona, i clienti comprendono, in ufficio c’è silenzio e il telefono è sul non disturbare