Nicolas

Memoirs of a local foreigner. // ARG Travel Writer

[Nicolas @nicokeller]

Folklore and Evermore

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@itschergurl

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

Can someone explain to me why democratic presidents always have their “hands tied” while republican presidents just be doing whatever tf they want?

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@comicxbook Your honor, I rest my case.

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@itschergurl Dis why

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I only really care about standing ovations that are at least 7min long

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@itschergurl I coulda told you then n there that Rick and Evie would be Oscar-winners one day.

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@MarcoRizzolo @RealLyndaCarter @Tim_Walz Lemme guess, he then would then eat them and feed the bones to his neighbor, Rumpelstilskin, and recite the Quran backwards to revive the long lost soul of Librace, right?

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

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Someone was recently described to me as having hard jenna malone energy, and I like them already.

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Chappell Roan is for folks who are too young for Avril and too old for Taylor.

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Picture it: the Glee cast’s cover of Chappell Roan’s SUPERNOVA.

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@whoweekly

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“Seriously? Just a 4.3? Call me about your earthquake when its over a 6. I mean, we get it. The earth is organic. She’s moving. Move on.”
#overheardLA

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No wonder yall liked this show..

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I dunno about you homos, but I still blame The Mummy for keeping me in the closet for decades.

"How can I be gay if I love Rachel Weisz?"

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@TealSlut Tho, tbh. I dont think she thinks that much. She just puts her glasses on and READS.
TO.
FILTH!

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@msashjackson amen!

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@luispvilchez @cpatrickdood 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@colormejorge Yeah, I went a full Kinsey 6 after this segment.

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@cpatrickdood It's the microphone adjustment for me.