Nicol Heyns

Landbou oldboy, Maties student, WP/Maties rugby player...

[SASportsTwit @SASportsTwit]

Respect to @AllBlacks as they suspend Aaron Cruden for 2 Tests for missing the flight to Argentina following "a late night drinking session"

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes]

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." - George Bernard Shaw

[Front Row Grunt @FrontRowGrunt]

Strauss has an ITEC business in Bloem that he will expand to Pretoria, will never join Twitter, and stands up for principles. Solid citizen!

[Monique Swanepoel @swanepoel1933]

Ou: so wat is jou naam??
Ek: FRIENDZONE

[Not Peter de Villiers @Coachdivvy]

This is our new minister of energy - lick it likes it hot! #ZumaCabinet

[John-Hubert Meyer @herbjohny1]

"@NBarns @fafster25 @8MichaelM #Freak #ABDeVilliers"

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

'Spoonerisms' is where parts of two words are switched due to a slip of the tongue.

[Henry Fraser @henryfraser0]

This is rugby.

[Bismarck du Plessis @BismarckDuP]

Congrats to @JannieDup3 with 100 Sharks Caps & @Beast_TM with 100 Caps. An honor to have you by my side!

[Bismarck du Plessis @BismarckDuP]

n Man wat n barshou kyk en n wil wat so sterk soos n klipsteen staan. Geluk met 100 Sharks Caps Jannas. @JannieDup3

[know @Know]

Well, this changes the way we think about everything?

[Maties Rugby Club @MatiesRugby]

Vics and Markotters enjoying the club after 2 good wins! #wpclubrugby

[Dorfling Terblanche @DorflingT]

Major difference between being critical & being negative/rude. One leads to moving forward and improvement, one leads nowhere. #think