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making the logo bigger

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yes

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do u think the brits call him jay-zed like privately

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remember when that elephant killed that lady then showed up to her funeral to stomp on her casket

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david harbour being hot pisses me off

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today a gen z thought I was 25 (im 37) I’m never going to stfu about this

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not me at family reunions walking up to people I’ve never seen before like….’r u my uncle? what are we?’

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what does it mean, ‘we’re all doing a bump’?

- my mom

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are we still using this app

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feminism is fucking up ur bfs YouTube algorithm a little bit

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could u imagine if we had tails

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can u believe the olsen twins used to speak to us we really took it for granted

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I’m gonna need whoever keeps popping these fireworks every night to stop ur pissing me off!!!

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my blue collar bf just said “that polachek song is playing!” like wow I did it

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alright which one of u is running the bratz account cos wow ok major and honestly im pissed to find out this way

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im ready to live in one of those towns with a tractor supply where you can accidentally buy some baby ducks on clearance

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i can’t believe they took choco tacos away from us

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@realDonaldTrump ok lil miss 34 felonies having ass

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walton goggins goggle glasses

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is tiktok banned or not I don’t care to research I’m ready for the worst just tell me

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ew the powers out and I’m walking around with a candle this is so embarrassing

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just learned in australia to be called a ‘sick cunt’ is the *ultimate* compliment but regular cunt aka ‘cunny’ is bad. i reckon i love them.