Nicola Mortimer Ocean

Swims in cold water. Rides bikes. Runs sometimes. Quite good at cooking. NHS doctor. Critical Care. Tropical Medicine @LSHTM. Expedition Medicine. // she/her

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

[Patrick Galey is on @patrickgaley.bsky.social @patrickgaley]

Still can't quite believe that when a boat carrying people seeking a better life sinks and kills 90, it registers as barely a blip on the news cycle

Yet when a yacht carrying billionaires sinks, it's 3-day front page, rolling live ticker news https://t.co/zx60NfSUSn

[Nicola Mortimer Ocean @nicolaocean]

@pitcombe Is this yours? Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous!! Which direction does your front garden face?

[Nicola Mortimer Ocean @nicolaocean]

@theheatherhogan Are you able to provide cordless drill recommendations for straight people, please?

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Otherwise known as the entire annual salary of nearly 50,000 NHS nurses - just up in scandalous smoke.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Time to launch my manifesto:
1. Creation of a new meal between breakfast and brunch
2. If it's not sunny on a bank holiday everyone gets a rollover until it is
3. Legally declare that nostalgia isn't as good as it used to be
4. Rename the Isle of Dogs (it's actually a peninsula)
5. Rejoin the EU but let everyone who voted to leave pretend that we still have
6. Creation of a new meal between brunch and lunch

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

This is actually how you are supposed to treat women

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

For example, I never spent four billion pounds on unusable PPE.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

When Rishi Sunak says it's a moral mission to clamp down on benefit fraud, he doesn't mention that it totalled just £65m in 2020, on the government's own figures. That's around 1.5% of the £4.3bn Covid fraud he happily just let go.

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

You know what would have been a national service?

*Not* partying during a lockdown.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Two years since opening, The Elizabeth Line moves 441,000 cars' worth of people per day and has contributed £22 billion to the economy more than it cost. If building truly great transit can double a return on investment in two years, why aren’t we building transit everywhere?

[Nicola Mortimer Ocean @nicolaocean]

@hannahrosewoods This is a phenomenal success! His cousin in my living room is less bouffant. Please could you describe the sunlight direction/quantity and your watering schedule so I might be able to catch up?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If you are worried about

Benefit Fraud £0.5bn but not Government Corruption £219bn.

Immigration £2bn but not Tax Havens £150bn.

Junior Doctors pay rises £1.3bn but not Bankers tax cuts £7.3bn.

You‘re buying their lies.

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

Rishi Sunak has an airfield on standby, flights booked, 500 'highly trained individuals', all raring to go to ship a few poor folk to Rwanda.
Big macho talk.
Shame he doesn't have the same determination to deliver the 40 new hospitals we were promised as long ago as 2019.

[Marcus Chown @marcuschown]

“The way a government treats its refugees is very instructive because it shows you how they would treat the rest of us if they thought they could get away with it.”
- Tony Benn
#Rwanda #RwandaBill

[𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘢 @Anaes_Journal]

⭐️Anaphylaxis algorithm⭐️

Specifically written for the peri-operative setting!

BUT how does it differ from other algorithms?!

⭐️Early IV adrenaline in small doses, titrated to effect, before establishing a low-dose IV adrenaline infusion if needed⭐️

🔗https://t.co/Kps7l8RqVV

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

We're told pensions are 'unsustainable', the Post Office is 'unsustainable' and now that the NHS is 'unsustainable'. They were all entirely sustainable before the private sector starting looting the public sector.

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

I'd almost forgotten what it's like when a proper adult who understands economies talks about how easy change for the better can be. I miss Gordon Brown: https://t.co/tZZzMXEqZr