Nicola

CF Coach and Athlete. God above all.

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

Wat https://t.co/eGzjjjdOXe

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE TEXT ANDREW AND TELL HIM HE IS HUMAN GARBAGE and also can someone drive me to south beach so i can have this sweet boy 😭😭 https://t.co/GmbwoyCv4K

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

Unpopular opinion time: chocolate flavored things are gross

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

Today I ordered $50 worth of sugar free peanut butter online don’t tell my husband please

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

I SAW A QUIET PLACE AND IT WAS INCREDIBLE AND AMAZING

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

@fonmand @designer_snake @NigeriaSnake omg I promise if a snake gets near me I’m not checking for any of these before I run like hell 😳

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

My newest pet peeve is people captioning anything with “soo, this happened...” 🙄🙄🙄

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

Tommy tying to use his tallness to sneak out of this photo..

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

If I had to describe my most recent style, it would be “ready for the zombie takeover at any moment.” Combat boots and comfy jeans all day every day

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

@TBMWolverine 😂 just wanna make sure you’re OK buddy

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

A guy from my church posted 5 separate statuses on Facebook about being single on Valentine’s Day. FIVE, throughout the day. Should someone check in on him?

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

My athletes have to do 17.1 tomorrow.. haahahahhaahaha 😝

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

Today on the radio they were asking millennials what they thought of Trumps State of the Union, and they were all like “it was awful!” “He’s a racist dummy and he hates women!” - he gives the speech tomorrow 😂

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

2. Nick had like, two weeks at home on lockdown after his hospital escape, why is he still wearing the old mans clothes that he stole..

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

1. How come after the riots/hiding in the barbershop all of the cars on the street are on fire, turned over, etc but Travis’ truck happens to be parked right in the middle of the chaos untouched, running perfectly? #FTWD

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

Okay it’s a few years late and idk if anyone else watches Fear the Walking Dead BUT I have qualms and questions:

[gentle jock @as_in_merciful]

I JUST WANT 2018 TO BE THE YEAR I MAKE MY OWN HUMMUS AND BUY LIKE..IDK.. A FUCKIN NUTRIBULLET...,OR SOMETHING. OR ACTUALLY LIKE GREEN JUICES. I WANT TO MORPH INTO A LEAFY HEALTH GODDESS THAT TAKES PILL VITAMINS AND NATURALLY CRAVES CAULIFLOWER. I WANNA BE THAT BITCH.

[Nicola @nicolasaysso]

Feeling really thankful today that through all of these travel delays and changes, I can remain flexible and turn it into an adventure. So far 2018 is the year of- just go with it!

[palmer @decentbirthday]

It was a quiet car ride