nicole

i’m only funny on full moons

[Chris Jaxon Speaks @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[nicole @nicole7e]

this is dialogue lol i say "tbh" as the abbreviation all the time but usually around people my age, it's def slang

[hemera 🇵🇸 @heemeeraa]

A PUBLISHED BOOK!!!!

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT think people understand that global warming doesn’t mean “no cold weather ever.” It means a warming planet destabilizes weather patterns, causing more extreme weather. This has been explained for decades and people still don’t get it.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this all-timer…

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[av @avbebopother]

(need y’all to know moms bring their sons into the women’s restroom all the time and i promise you there’s never any debate)

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Not everyone is meant for a pop career, some of these bitches are gonna have to go down to the Metropolitan Opera House and be stars there.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lives were changed.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

On today’s episode of, “The European mind cannot comprehend this”…..

[Dan Wolken @DanWolken]

He’s discovered Buc-ee’s

[nba shady facts and updates @spursremix]

if he dies just keep playing @spurs @nyknicks

[🦠 worm lust @astrosaxon]

had a conversation about this the other night and this guy said "I actually think Kratos is a big wife guy and would be happy to see his wife's story being shared w the world" and I just think that's beautiful

[Jelly Roll Shady Facts and Updates @fatopiumdltrade]

read after read she gagged that bitch baddd 😭 "what's your name?" "I'm the principal" oh yes you are

[nicole @nicole7e]

Marc Jacobs, Abercrombie, Ralph Lauren, Armani, Boss are all male fashion empires ...he really just saying shit

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Rafael Nadal already gave the perfect reply on the gender pay gap in sports.

[trudy knight 🇬🇭 @kimkimdaya]

zendaya disliking beer so her man makes her 4 new drinks via his company she doesn’t realise what she’s done for non beer drinkers like me

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

the problem is we were taught to fear the witches & not the men who burned them

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

“A man is allowed to react, a woman can only overreact” - Taylor Swift

[nicole @nicole7e]

interesting that a lot people are focusing on Poehl's head smacking the glass but it looks like his lower back also gets slammed against the wall and probably knocked the absolute wind out of him, i don't think that is a hit you can easily skate off just imo

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

⚠️ Vegas defender Brayden McNabb is issued a 5 minute major and game misconduct for interference on Ducks forward Ryan Poehling, who leaves the game due to injury. #ForgedInGold #FlyTogether