Nicole Hackman

I stopped being relatable after I graduated from college ✌️

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

Does anyone else get into cleaning spirals where you just need to clean one thing but then you keep noticing other things that need to be cleaned and then all of a sudden it’s been an hour and the house looks fantastic but none of your homework is done?

[Ethan @EthanHoliday2]

John after beating Peter to the tomb

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

The resemblance is uncanny. #SLOMW

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

One time I spelled someone’s name Sarah (with an H) in an email chain and instead of correcting me she just typed my name with an H until I noticed my mistake.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

How do you professionally say “please spell my name correctly in an email” in corporate?

[ash MET THE 118 🚒 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

girl you should be embarrassed to say you wrote this book because it’s bad not just because of the legal battle

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

@YouTubeTV Hey everyone, let’s not forget Disney is the bad guy in this situation!

[Tamie @RealTamie]

This!

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

Hey Iowa, I’m running to be your next Governor.

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

Not only does our @netflix plan now have commercials… but the commercials also crash the app every time they play. Awesome!

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

@sincerestflatt I have THREE of these I still wear weekly! 😂

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

Well who could have Seine that coming?

[RT @RT_com]

A second triathlete has been hospitalized after falling ill with a reported E. coli bacterial infection. Belgian Claire Michel was taken ill after swimming in Paris’ River Seine, forcing the Belgian relay team to withdraw from the competition.

Read: https://t.co/QzCHzsVeps

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

@theJosine @Ford Replace it with a @Toyota. You know you want to! 😉

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Mood for the next 106 days:

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

Time to open twitter after 5 hours at the beach. I’m sure no major historical events happened while I was gone.

[Nicole Hackman @nicoleLhackman]

So you can’t run for president if you’re 34 years old but you can run for president with 34 felony convictions? 🤔

[em @shinywiglett]

this hits so hard! ❤️‍🔥

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Shoutout to those who knew how to start this

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

the best part of adulthood is being able to just go home.

tired? go home

got a headache? go home

you around too many ppl? go home

parking too complicated? home i go

don’t have to wait on nobody’s permission. you can just go home.

i’m home right now actually😌