Nicole

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

My New Year’s resolution is to be worse

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

2 people on a lime scooter is doable, but 3 is too many

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

Just found out hot pockets don’t come in those little sleeves anymore and honestly I think that’s fucked up.

[jynx @jynxbby]

wym you're sorry?? i already paid the crystal lady to turn you into a roach at 6pm

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

i made this for u

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

Men should start getting their belly buttons pierced

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

Nobody listens to speedgang like I do

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

Okay forreal where the FUCK is the snack wrap

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

I want to talk about fight club but I can’t

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

Sometimes DJs are my worst enemy

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

@GillianKrupp Go put cream cheese on toast and tell me it tastes like a bagel

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

I think bagels would be better without the hole in the middle

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

We should have more holidays that involve day-drinking and blowing things up

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

When I chop onions I don’t cry. I think y’all are faking it for attention

[abby ¨̮ @Abbbn0rmal]

Man with boat ? Man with boat for me and my friends? Man with boat and drinks for me and my friends? Man with boat and drinks and snacks ? Man with boat? Boat? Man with boat I can bring my friends with ? Man with boat?

[Nicole @nicole___krupp]

Apparently it’s ignore Nicole day? I appreciate all my friends for participating