nicole groberg

you sly dawg

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Being alive is very time consuming

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

I hope they’re giving Katie $20 an hour for all the babysitting she’s doing. #TheBachelor

[M. Russell Ballard @BallardMRussell]

I assure each of you that as you go to the temple or visit the temple grounds, you will walk on sacred, holy ground. You can hear the still, small voice of the Spirit in the temple or on its sacred grounds in ways you never will at the mall, in restaurants, and in public places.

[Henry B. Eyring @EyringHB]

Jesus made no distinction between the poor and rich, the young or old, the healthy or infirm. He did not shun those of different faiths or those of different cultural backgrounds. He loved everyone. And He has commanded us to “love one another,” as He has loved us (John 15:12).

[nicole groberg @nicoledeelocks]

If Justin Bieber is the biebs, does that make Michael Buble the boobs

[nicole groberg @nicoledeelocks]

Getting tagged in comments for Instagram giveaways fills me with an irrational amount of rage

[jp @excesstential]

forgive me for making one of these

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

Me after sending out exactly one email

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

if you say “hubby” or “wifey” could you do me a favor and never speak again

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

getting honked at: are u kidding me

honking at someone: are u kidding me

[míkey motorcykey @Tallboi_Icedtea]

you alright babe? you hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows

[palmer @decentbirthday]

you cannot buy either of these. they just show up in your life when they want to