Nicole Klope

intersectional feminist | lover of novels, writing, and crossword puzzles | feeling a low thrum of existential dread constantly | IG @coliek | she/her

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@SheaSerrano that beauty belongs in the kitchen, so you can stand with a spatula in hand on your hip, back turned to the food burning on the stove

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

been thinking about this for so many years
https://t.co/TcJgjGBwjp

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@HalpernAlex as a resident of NJ, I popped the champagne, gotta celebrate what we can when we can

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@ARonHubbs I really like that it feels like a proper TV show, not an 8-hour movie chopped up into episodes; every episode has a clear arc with stakes that are resolved while still propelling along a season-long story

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@theashleyray that thing about some faces have seen cell phones, they can't play in the past

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

Fairly certain he saw JD do a terrible job buying donuts/interacting with humans, saw an opportunity to display his skills at doing both, and now gets to eat delicious treats from now til election day. The most wholesome of grifts

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Pro-tip: don't skip the apple cider donuts.

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@anylaurie16 If i was a boy I would have been Patrick Leonard, but what haunts me is my older brother would have been Carla Ann if he had been born a girl, couldn't be happier that they forgot that name 18 months later when I was born

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@jowrotethis I just did a rewatch a few weeks ago, unbelievable timing. Can't wait, you and Rob are podcast magic

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@jowrotethis I think only the first episode is free😭

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@sdpowell1 LOVE that book/series

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@VanLathan nyc to boston, a tuesday afternoon in the summer when i was 19, a mostly empty bus. an elderly man sat across the aisle from me, and an hour into the ride started masturbating while staring directly at me. i was scared/didn't know what to do, so just moved to the front of the bus

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the last time there was an #earthquake here (2011?) i thought the building was shaking because the psychic in store front below my apartment had successfully conjured a spirit

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@ChasLiBretto also: congrats, that's amazing, should have said that first

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@ChasLiBretto would love to help produce, i have literally tens of dollars to help finance

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

someone just needs to go to the standing stones of craigh na dun, travel back about 200 years, and confirm she's shacked up with a hot highlander

[Legendary demi-hottie Li’l 🌳 @karengeier]

People are DETERMINED to ignore the most plausible explanation for Kate’s absence huh

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Ryan Gosling as Sky Masterson in Baz Luhrman's Guys and Dolls WHEN??????

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@anylaurie16 I think she's the one he was rumored to be having an affair with a few years ago? that caused his rift with Harry?

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@sdpowell1 she was fantastic in high fidelity too, still mad that only got one season

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

what Narnia made me think Turkish Delight would taste like vs what Turkish Delight actually tasted like when I tried it:

[Nicole Klope @nicoleklope]

@anylaurie16 There's a new twist every 6~ hours, what a gift! i can't get enough