LayerMama

Wife, Mom, Dog Mom, Mizzou Mom x2, recovering cheer, soccer, and golf mom

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

This

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@kenzianidiot Happy Belated Birthday from Roney Baloney and all his toe beans

[maha @mahaaaay]

meanest girl you went to high school with is posting “he is risen!!!” on her instagram story right now

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Hardest jobs in the universe:

1. Brain surgeon
2. Aerospace engineer
3. Teaching someone how to play Euchre

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Ketanji Brown Jackson graduated magna cum laude from Harvard-Radcliffe College and cum laude from Harvard Law School where she was an editor of the Harvard Law Review. She had 20 years experience as a lawyer and 10 years experience as a federal judge when she was nominated for the Supreme Court.

They called her a DEI hire.

Mark Wayne Mullin has a high school diploma and a 2 year community college degree in construction management, no military or law enforcement service, and was a cow-calf rancher. He was nominated by Trump as the secretary of Homeland Security.

They have the caucacity to call this meritocracy.

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@goodreads Baby X by Kira Peikoff

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

We don't have to accept this.
We don't have to accept this.
We don't have to accept this.
We don't have to accept this.
We don't have to accept this.
We don't have to accept this.
We don't have to accept this.
We don't have to accept this.
We don't have to accept this.

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

How is this real life?!?! Stop the ride. I want to get off now.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: In a moment of pure cognitive decline, stupidity, or both, Trump mixes up “Albania” with Armenia and has difficulty pronouncing "Azerbaijan" while taking credit for ending a war between the two.

When is it time to take away Grandpa’s keys?

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@goodreads Short

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@goodreads The Bright Years by @SarahDamoff It was spectacular!!

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@TheDailyShow And here I am "OMG Goose is in Happy Gilmore!' I think I'm one of 12 people who absolutely loves Grease 2!

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@TrustTrost Gotcha...my bad. That's awful putting in 15 in a half! My daughter really disliked the games where they won by 9. She said it just wasn't any fun. As a parent, we didn't like it either. There was no joy in a game like that.

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Glad we left our mark on Wrigley Field.

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

FLY THE W! #WinterClassic

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@goodreads Charlie Donlea!

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

RT if you’re all-in with Kamala Harris for President! 🌴🥥

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

9 RUNS IN THE 1ST INNING AGAINST THE CUBS!

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@lesmisofficial 🌼

[LayerMama @nicolelayer]

@jamiekeiles I got reprimanded for taking out my bag of liquids. I mean. When did they change that rule?