Nicole Lennerton

She/her

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@allysongroves No one believes you

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

If you knew me before I turned 30 I would just like to announce there has been a significant software update and a lot of the bugs have been fixed.

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

Setting your spouse up to fail, toddler edition. Make up a story about a child named Sophie who loves the colour green to help toddler out of a meltdown. Forget to relay said made up story to your spouse. Toddler asks for story later in day from spouse. Good luck!

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@allysongroves Too busy noticing these, which may I say, ~is~ a good look for you.

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

Newest one:
Fingernails = finger circles

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

Things our toddler has renamed (unknowingly):
Bras = nipple coins
Bare feet = naked feet
Deodorant = armpit dust
Gourd = pumpkin corn
Chicken wings = chicken flaps
TBC...

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@WinnyClarke In an age of calling people in to better information (not calling people out), using the term “spirit animal” can be offensive and a form of cultural appropriation. Consider another phrase suggested here. https://t.co/eS3aFWjTuO

[Gord Johns @GordJohns]

Violence against Mi’kmaw fishers is completely unacceptable. The Mi’kmaq people have a Treaty right to fish and to earn a livelihood. They should not have to fear for their safety or worry about their property being damaged. (1/2)

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@cecelia84584076 I have to agree 😂

[William D. Lopez @lopez_wd]

One of the reasons I don't require students to turn on cameras during a zoom class is because of the enormous gender gap in what it means to be "camera ready." if you don't wanna makeup and flat iron today, don't do it! reclaim your time! throw up a bitmoji for an avatar and 👍🏽

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@danyell_chaplin My advice, if you plan to breastfeed, or even if not, you’ll still be feeding round the clock. Make yourself a little nursing basket, especially for middle of the night with water (you’ll never be more thirsty!) and snacks.

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@allysongroves @_jenitalia I think this is our hint to start pushing. But obviously not too hard. Because it’s Allyson and that has never worked. But hint taken. 😎

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@_jenitalia Can I be next?! In a week or two that is!

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

Alex (to Kari)- what you put on, Mama?
Kari- my bra
Alex- to keep you safe!

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@allysongroves Maybe it’s N.S. You should probably stay. There’s a nice field beside us.

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

“Mommy! Get off [the couch] and make breakfast” -my two year old.
I blame @allysongroves for teaching her we’re all her fans and need to pay our taxes.

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

1-This is why I don’t check in on my brother.
2- This will be my response when people are shocked I’m not close with my brother.

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@allysongroves Right? Don’t be bring them home a day or two early expecting them to still be there when she wants them. Bring them home to eat that night, or don’t plan on eating them. 🤷‍♀️

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

Kari still has to work during this time, while I stay home with the kids. But, like, how dare she have the audacity to expect there to be snacks left when she gets home.

[Nicole Lennerton @NicoleLen]

@allysongroves It’s cute that you think you’ve escape this