I'm super excited about my upcoming trip to Whistler! The Crystal Lodge is even offering perks for my friends! https://t.co/ajEH1bo0PC @CrystalWhistler
@mambatrades@CoconutJoe12 Spoke with Apple. They said the order is still valid and just to wait it out. She said definitely do not reorder as the old order will eventually work.
there's not a single thing in this world a male could experience that would even come close to the indignity of being legally forced to carry your rapist's baby to term
I know it’s tempting to be like “but what if this alluring but frustrating person transforms their behaviour & gives me exactly what I want! what if then!” yeah what if an egg did a crime? what if the moon put a little shoe on? “what if” is not currency u can spend
dating gets way simpler when you realise you’re just not willing to feel bad or unsure or hurt and would rather lovingly disengage rather than endure that. it’s like taking off a heavy, heavy goat. that was meant to say coat but actually that sounds better so I’m not changing it
it’s twenty-eighteen and being smugly uncaring is out. being passionate and fascinated and invested in others and shamelessly enjoying what you love is in.
me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast