Nicole Burkhardt

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

Hi I did this podcast please listen and try not to focus on how often I say the word like because I actually know my shit kthanks

[Turbo Sidekicks @TurboSidekicks]

Join us this week as we have a special guest sidekick join us for the in-depth ultra review of #Endgame. Plenty of spoilers, laughs and a little bit of #Batman, because why not?
https://t.co/W2eCimCtf4

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

@spinubzilla - is your middle school science teacher who picks up on all the dudes who either want to or don't want to fuck you calling you Burky and doesn't want to mess up the vibe and also called your older brother Burky so it's just easier

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

@spinubzilla Oh please dear lord don't let me drop the heavy ass cross in front of my church crush who always sits with his family in the front row

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

@spinubzilla All your tweets are so relatable but this one hit me so damn hard #alterserverlife

[PSU FACTS @PSU_FACTS]

Nobody:

Alumni: Back in my day Champs was a Chili’s

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

@MarcelMcClinton In PA we were told the only way to not get pregnant was to not have sex and then they tried to scare us with a bunch of pictures of untreated STDs. Honestly a birthing video would have been swell in comparison

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

Again not his fault no one understood the artistry behind my rendition of since you've been gone by Kelly Clarkson #fuckbuses

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

In high school we used to make fun of a "rival" school that didn't have a buses

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

Like once I tried out and didn't make it into the talent show and I quite literally kicked (with my feet) a dude out of my seat on the bus because I found out he was one of the judges and he had to squat down next to my seat the whole ride home

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

@_CharlesPreston Just turned 26 and I've had 14.

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

@grantburkhardt It’s curious that Matt Barnes isn’t in this photo...

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

Been in NYC for less than 8 hours and I've already burnt my mouth twice #nyc #thatsnewyork

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

#sexuallyconflicted

[Variety @Variety]

Oscar Isaac will play Timothee Chalamet's dad in the #Dune reboot https://t.co/Dnmxjq5FRs

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

@spinubzilla On rare occasions while brushing my teeth I'll just start humming my shiny teeth and me #justlikethestarsinspace #addingbeautytomyface

[Nicole Burkhardt @nicolerenee55]

Hot take: Isn't celery juice like 99% water?

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

alexandria ocasio-cortez arriving to capitol hill every morning https://t.co/Ut0UqtOsFs