Nico (:)

~just like an i love you that isn't words~. @Unosgot

[alex 🐝 @oscgoat]

made a new friend over wearing f1 merch in public today and she’s made like 50 jokes I’ve only ever heard people on f1 twitter make

[Nico (:) @nicosjoint2]

5 years ago my old main got banned for being joey biden 🙏🙏

[L @Iewdawg]

every 3AM world cup game

[athena 🍵 @gordsqueen]

because wdym temperatures might get to 38 degrees in some parts

[Nico (:) @nicosjoint2]

trust i got my blue cheese sauce taken off of me last year 💔💔

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[liam @liamthomson_97]

Blackout drunk but it’s 2am and you hear the national anthem for Scotland starting

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Monaco GP last 20 laps

[millz •⋰˚☆ @wouldthatilya]

i honestly think all the americans slagging off the way british people talk are just pissed cos they’ll never experience skeggy butlins and they feel left out

[linux @tuvati]

When you're 13 having a an excellent day and then this happens

[mary @theoceanblooms]

“can I say something about beans on toast?” no. it’s a cheap nutritionally complete meal primarily eaten by children which enables poor families to keep them full and fed. find something else to talk about.

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani says he’s considering an executive order to let kids stay up late to watch the Knicks finals.

[Rhys @RhB1316]

Winston after he got barred from the Clansman.

[Pebbles @m1lllavvies]

@DRDVDRAE

[juan @juasanalghaib]

Glasgow is spiritually Manchester
Edinburgh is spiritually London
Aberdeen is spiritually Birmingham
Dundee is spiritually Leeds
Perth is spiritually Gloucester
Stirling is spiritually Cambridge
Inverness is spiritually Bath
Dunfermline is spiritually Bradford

[Nico (:) @nicosjoint2]

@dwnstaiirs toooo much i probably have the colour chart somewhere 😭

[kaitlyn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kccrusso]

remember when not a single area in scotland voted to leave the eu but we left anyways cause the english wanted to 👍

[bailey🍡 @baileybananapt2]

the british teenage urge to want to neck a bottle of wine whenever the temp is above 20

[TommyTrucker @TwoTraps84]

UK weather is incredible.
Six months of: "Will it ever be warm again?"
Followed immediately by: "Get this fucking sun away from me."

[hallie //// @WDCN0R1]

since my wdw moots are up i just wanted to say that come to brazil was the best /12 song they released