Nico

[Nico @nicotarango]

everytime i make a shitty tweet that’ll get like 2 likes i just think to myself “damn nico,, you really outdid yourself this time”

[Nico @nicotarango]

Da, I got that shit ON

[Nico @nicotarango]

I be walking around trying to look like the baddest meanest mf on this construction site because I can’t let the guys know I got Olivia Rodrigo playing in my ear

[Nico @nicotarango]

Long day of lowballing people for their furniture on facebook marketplace while on the clock, I work too hard

[Nico @nicotarango]

Been referring to my apprentice as my squire, feels good asf

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

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[KdNoKevinDurant @AyooKd]

They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾

[“”kingani rates” rates” rates #ThankyouCoco @KinganiRates]

@mrbillum This edit is always at the back of my mind

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

[Nico @nicotarango]

Made some chicken tacos if anyone wants some

[Nico @nicotarango]

I hate doing tile with my whole soul so much, cant wait to start tearing load bearing walls outta my house instead of this bullshit

[Nico @nicotarango]

Ken Carson’s music saved me

[Nico @nicotarango]

Why tf is my professor chewing my ass at 5am telling me I rushed through the assignment that I rushed through

[Nico @nicotarango]

My favorite thing is having my middle aged coworkers describe some crazy video they saw online, I’m like woah, no way!, they pull it up to show me and its the most AI generated thing I have ever seen

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower

[Post-Modern Traditionalist @PostModTrad]

@ShitpostRock

[Post-Modern Traditionalist @PostModTrad]

@ShitpostRock