Nic

Card carrying girls girl. Tweeting for me and occasionally my friend Sophie who refuses to engage with any of you.

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Never understood people who get angry over hot cross buns being on shelves at supermarkets a bit early. Like oh no a delicious tasty treat is available to me now?? That’s so fucked??? Grow up

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Did u grow up in an AFL state or an NRL state? Fucken neither I grew up in a state of longing

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Girl dinner ❤️

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your honor my client is better off alone

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

if I saw this on shrooms I would kill myself

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

People say “there’s so many fish in the sea!” and i’m like yeah, that’s the problem. I’ve been on a campaign to drain the ocean ever since I discovered how big manta rays are

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

me in psych ward me with boy I like
🤝
72 hour hold

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Spending my tax return on name brand anti-depressants and a podcast mic ❤️

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Once they invent a cure for being a total slave to any and all awful whims that enter my head it is OVER for you bitches

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

They call it dry July because I’m not getting horny sober

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Declaring bankruptcy at Sydney airport customs

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Dissociating big time at Broadway Glassons rn

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

@MickDoohan7 Can’t believe Australian motorcycle racer Mick Doohan just responded to my tweet

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Catching up w an old friend who exclusively refers to me as “Dick” (short for Dickola) which is shock to a system of already fried nerves

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Do I wanna go back to stand up comedy? or do I just need to call life line again? The tyranny of questioning rolls on

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

If you see me eating ham from the bag in Prince Alfred Park just know I am FINE but I am NOT TO BE DISTURBED under any circumstances

[Nic @nicotineepatch]

Inventing time travel just to knock the pen out of Joan Armatrading’s hand before she could write The Weakness in Me

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And feeling EVEN more I Dont Wanna Be Funny Anymore by Lucy Dacus rn fr

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Feeling extremely Under Pressure in Aftersun scene rn