Nico

Save Ferris. I tweet retarded shit that comes to mind. deal with it

[Nico @NicoUH8]

After long days at work I drink @PrimeHydrate @LoganPaul @KSI

[Nico @NicoUH8]

Watching the @astros catcher frame shit scooped from the dirt is giving me terminal brain cancer

[Nico @NicoUH8]

Amelia: the tummy look things for pregnant women
Me: an ultrasound?!

[Nico @NicoUH8]

@redbull May I suggest a cherry edition but instead of wild cherry it is cherry slushee

[Nico @NicoUH8]

Me “Babe it smells like updog in here” Amelia: “Is that a restaurant?”

[Nico @NicoUH8]

@redbull sponsor me plz

[Nico @NicoUH8]

@redbull is the best energy drink. Periodt

[Nico @NicoUH8]

@SUBWAY ayooooo what a mans gotta do to catch a sponsorship

[Nico @NicoUH8]

Every bond you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy’s gun

[Nico @NicoUH8]

@Sony #tasm3

[Nico @NicoUH8]

@astros fuck you. #GoBraves

[Complex @Complex]

3 years ago today, the world lost Mac Miller.

Rest in Eternal Paradise, Mac. You are missed. 🕊💙

[Nico @NicoUH8]

This year has taught me that you don’t need fun to have alcohol.

[Nico @NicoUH8]

@hodgetwins YEAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Nico @NicoUH8]

George Michael was right....

[Chipper Jones @RealCJ10]

I need Minter in the 3rd!!!!!

[Nico @NicoUH8]

Witnesses someone today trying to pass a sobriety test at 6:30am. That’s 2020 in a nutshell. Welcome to Monday’s Tennessee

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

24 is scary with the ball in his hands

[Nico @NicoUH8]

@MorganWallen what would it take for you to make an appearance at my party next week? I’ve got old camp and kegs

[Nico @NicoUH8]

#Grey5