TimmyTurner✌🏾

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

How many hotdogs is too many hotdogs?

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

Just seen a bird fly into a window….

It didn’t get back up…

Monday has just started…

Kamikaze bird strike

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

I wonder who is cursing their leather seats now 😂😂

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

Driving through a town called Luton and outside a pub, I spot a woman throwing her guts up😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️ #onlyinluton

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

Getting up at 6am on a weekend is not the one

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Continues to tell me how she obtained all of her cats over her many years.

What part of me looks the part to be hearing this story 😂

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

First interaction with a human today, this woman asks me if the chicken breast I’m purchasing is good enough for her 11 cats…

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

Worst place for your dog to shit…

Middle of the road during the school run 😂💩

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

Optimising the use of delayed delivery to have extended breaks at work 🤓

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

Women be crazy I swear sometimes! My sister called me yesterday panicking… because she had 2 dates for Valentine’s Day and didn’t know how to get to both 😂😂😂

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

@HaloSupport Is there an update on Co-Op Silent Auditorium level? there is a glitch shortly after the hunter where you cannot move forward?

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

@ana_tennis I suggest you start making them then ya damn self 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

@ana_tennis Buy 3 then save 1.5 for the next day 🤷🏾‍♂️

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

@hlbush92 @UKBanterMemes I’m sorry.. but... that’s YOU people....

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@AppleMusic i beg your add @Callmecadet ‘Slut’ onto Apple Music!! Every song for this man needs to be on your service!!

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

@ana_tennis 18.75 years

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@YodelOnline all done

[TimmyTurner✌🏾 @nidalphillips]

@YodelOnline you claim you have delivered my parcel last night at 8:00pm but was not received. how is this even possible?