niel degrasse tyson

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

eyeballs create illusions, lies, tricks for the brain. do not believe these con artists - use only the undisturbed mind.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

The mirror only shows a crude powerless individual. But the brain is filled with factoids and trivia, the true essence of science

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

welcome to the wild brainstorming of a true genius.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

one for the botanists - celery is the only plant that has trouble finding a mate due to it's sickly green hue.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

the term "sunflower" was an oversight. The flower may resemble a crude depiction of the sun (our galaxy's star), but it is of no relation.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

It is true; a hummingbird can store up to 3,000 memories per hour.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

the universe is all over the place. every time you take a look around, the universe is present.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

everywhere you breathe, a particle is being pulled into your throat without your knowledge or understanding. it is the way of space/time

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

the universe... an unfathomable invincible monster

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

there are HUNDREDS of stars

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

I excogitate resplendent syllogistics

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

Mars Needs Moms had poisoned the minds of young individuals; mars is uninhabited.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

ah the smell of DNA in the morning. #Ifuckinglovescience

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

Did you know the common field mouse is incapable of feeling hunger?

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

there are many clouds (which produce H20) up here with me in my higher state of thinking. #superiormind

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

water cannot exist outside of the ocean.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

march the 12th only comes once every 5 years.

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

the ramblings of an enlightened individual: I am purely a molecule

[niel degrasse tyson @niel_tyson]

the world was not like The Flintstones would lead you to believe had you caught one of it's many factually inaccurate episodes!