Niel Modi

woke enough to know the pain but too naive to know a solution

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

Yeah, yeah! Surprises are good and all. But now that you’ve decided to make me happy with your wonderful surprise plan, I’ll have to change my monotonous routine and feel good about my life.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

My room is messy but I know where everything is

[Monica @musing_monica]

Did Elon Musk tweeted something about lemon too?

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

@deadndarkinside @RealChalamet Yes.

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

When life gives you lemon, be grateful.

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

@deadndarkinside Zen-

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

Processed food & unprocessed emotions sums up our whole generation.

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

The millennial urge to be in a huge crowd and scream out songs of my favourite artist.

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

Researched for my next gadget as much that, I feel buying it won’t excite me anymore. :)

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

we all want to be rich and retired by 30 but are in denial of adulthood till 25 🤌🏻

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

Ye @MarvelStudios , ek film me 2-3 characters ko kyu saathme daal rahe hai? Pradhan Mantri Rojgar Yojna ki vajah se ya sachme Rohit Shetty Universe ne dara dia sabko?

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

I am constantly scared of getting extremely happy. What if there’s all downhill from there?

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

Notebook ka last page

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

Pakistan ko jitwa do yaar. Fawad starring ek underdog cricket film bann jaaegi to dunia ka bhala hi ho jaaega.

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

I never saw me talking about Petrol prices with my friends. Now I can’t stop sulking about it. Thank you, @narendramodi :)

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

I just got off a zoom meeting with a storyboard artist. I can’t tell you how awkward it was to see a guy staring at a screen who was making weird faces while his hand was somewhere down moving.

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

People who instantly smother their smiles after they take a selfie, are the one’s your mother warned you about.

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

People who died in the initial phase of COVID-19 must have gone thinking human-life is over. Would they be waiting for all their loved ones in after life?

[Niel Modi @NielModi]

@StarSportsIndia: @HaydosTweets, your duppatta budget went into your kurta.

[Muskaan @material_gorl1]

Fuck it

Kokila Bane