Jaiye🌸

I'm not going out of my way to ignore you (well, not usually), I just have the attention span of a toddler. Ciao😚

[Jaiye🌸 @nife____]

I don't think getting my number is a really smart decision more than half the time. I'm a dead guy with declining interests in unnecessary conversations🙂
Oh and no, I don't have anything better to do🤷🏽‍♀️

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

It is easier to be (rightly) outraged by poorer Nigerians begging for money from terrorists and kidnappers online, than it is to be outraged by nicely dressed middle class Nigerians, professionals, journalists, writers, and others who routinely take money from politicians who have open and verifiable records of being rapists, murderers, and thieves whose corruption directly leads to more deaths than any bandit could manage to kill. At least these poor(er) people online are just beggars. The well dressed ones don’t just take the money of murderous politicians who terrorise millions, they also actively whitewash and sell them as fit for public office.

Like I wrote in an article here a while ago, a Nigerian will tweet about how much of a disgrace and eyesore Nigerians begging at the airport and on the streets is, while on their way to do executive begging in offices and homes. In the end, the only real crime in Nigeria is poverty. Whatever crime you choose to do, just try to have money and success and you will be fine. Because if you are poor even the people you try to be good to will spit on you because you represent everything they hate and fear — that peculiarly dehumanising Nigerian poverty.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Maybe I’m too woke. We need to stop associating with this scam tag. You people are laughing now owning scammers with your chest, when they deny you opportunities from stereotypes, you’ll begin to wonder why.

[gst @wearegst]

Expensive fuel doesn't just stall movement; it creates hunger.

[BIG JADA🍒 @JADAlynnn5]

im one giggly ass girl, something always funny to me😭

[Jaiye🌸 @nife____]

Real journalism is dead because friends stopped gossiping as a leisure activity.

[Jaiye🌸 @nife____]

Maybe if I wish for butter chicken harder, I’ll have it delivered to my house

[Donna Malizia @donna_malizia]

Milano.
I nomi dei 18.457 bambini uccisi da Israele.

[Fimi @fimiwiththeflow]

Gentle Baby lovers, Rave heads, upholders of Fela’s legacy, ADHD baddies.

You’re gonna LOVE my upcoming single Escapism

[Ugonna Okeke @Victorokeke_]

We buy data to use the technology, but now we must turn off the technology just to afford the data.

They always know how to regulate Nigerians into shape in a market economy.

[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

If you believe in Sharia, live in a country that applies Sharia. There's 57 of them.

Don’t move to a secular state and then demand Sharia.

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

😭🫵🏾

[𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ]

"Whine like Tornado 🌪️" 🤩

Ayra Starr performs her upcoming single "Tornado" on NPR Tiny Desk 🔥

The vocalsssssss!

[Jaiye🌸 @nife____]

Freezing my tits off on a Monday afternoon
Life’s good

[Bro. Bonaventure @EBona69]

Remember this happened in 2015. Due to the desperation of APC, HE WAS BURNT ALIVE WITH HIS FAMILY SO THAT BUHARI WOULD BE DECLARED WINNER.
This is Alhaji Mukaila Abdulahi, the Former INEC Kano REC whose house was set ablaze after rejecting the 2015 APC Presidential Results of 1.9 Million Votes without a single void presented to him.
He was roasted Alive on the 3rd of April, 2015 with his Wife and two daughters by APC murderers.
Don't allow anybody to gaslight you.
APC is a terrorist organisation.

[Heart Mattaz by Rita @HeartMattaz]

1. Cooking gas is 2,400
2. Diesel is 2,000
3. Fuel is 1,300 to 1 400
4. Charley boy to Obalende is 1,500
5. Oshodi to Lekki - Ajah is 1,500 to 1,700
6. Palmgrove to Ketu is 700 - 800
7. Palmgrove to Ojota is 500
8. Oshodi to Mile 2 is 700
9. Fadeyi to Ikeja is 800 to 1000
10. Anthony to Ikeja is 500
11. Onipanu to Ikoorodu is 1000 to 1,500

Salary is the same thing
Minimum wage is 77,000

Now, imagine the family of 3, whose salary is 100k to 200k working in island and stays in Ikorodu or Shomolu???

Remove transportation
Remove feeding
Remove school fees
Remove rent
Remove electricity
Remove miscellaneous

What is remaining for the family??????

Yet you people are still campaigning for Tinubu to continue the second term.

This is barbaric to humanity.

HeartMattaz

[C ★ ★ @cadjb21]

un mec qui accusé de violences conjugales par DEUX de ses compagnes vient de gagner Roland Garros et tout le monde l’applaudit je suis fatiguée de cette société

[Jaiye🌸 @nife____]

@_Phelumi_ This is too funny 😭

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Tell That Politician Who Is Giving You a Gun To Steal Ballots On Election Day To Give That Gun To His Son Instead.” ~ Nollywood Actor Zubby Michael To Nigerian Youths Ahead Of The 2027 Presidential Election 👀🇳🇬🔥

[Sal𓇼 @httpssallly]

I always regret giving men grace. They deserve to be blocked immediately they start their rubbish. Never again sha