Natalie Carr

27. Strong Mom. Witch. #WPD. Food.🌛🌝🌜

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

@Embracethagrace Same same. All of my high school pictures are private. 🥲

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

@bearmansam Anything is possible if you just believe.

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

@bearmansam No this is Lucius Malfoy

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

Bears fans it could be worse. Your team could’ve started the season 11-0 and is now about to lose to the Browns. 😒

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

Thanks US Department of Education. Usually I require consent before fucking me like that. 👍🏼

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

Sometimes people just aren’t ambitious because life quietly reminds them they need to remain a realist and not an optimist.

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

What is the point of a “clean cheat meal”? Maybe it’s the powerlifter in me but like??? Why??

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

@Jimmi_Elaine Mason was singing Post Malone the other day “pull up to the house with some big butts” and he says “mommy you had to have been there. You’ve got the biggest butt I’ve ever seen.” 😅

[𝓐𝓵𝔂𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓭 ♡ vegas 7/19-7/22 @LadyKaid]

Buying girls OnlyFans vs watching pornhub is the equivalent to supporting small businesses vs big corporations ✨
Look at your friends butthole instead of a strangers this holiday season

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

I am burdened with a strong sense of knowing and little sense of understanding.

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

Send in the clowns 🤡

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

I feel like it’s a genetic thing that you either have a good messy bun or you look like the trunchbull.

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

@kerbstompp This makes so much sense now 😅 I am the cape to your bull. 🤣

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

@Jimmi_Elaine Sign language it means “pain”. That’s why it’s in the Savage Remix dance.

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

If only we'd voted for Pedro....

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

I was 16 & 19.

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

What a wild world we live in folks.

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

Harry Potter and the morning you were going on the way home from the office..... I hate my phone.

[Hogwarts Radio @hogwartsradio]

Using only predictive text finish this phrase..

“Harry Potter and the ___________”

[desb @desbfit]

My age says I’m young but my back says I’m old as fuck

[Natalie Carr @niftynattylite]

Our fearless leader, ladies and gents, leading us through this time of uncertainty with grace.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wow! Congratulations to Greg Gutfeld, a one time Trump Hater who has come all the way home. His Ratings easily beat no talent Stephen Colbert, nice guy Jimmy Fallon, and wacko “last placer” Jimmy Kimmel. Greg built his show from scratch, and did a great job in doing so. @FoxNews