Nigel Plank

Recovering sugar addict and renowned snecklifter.

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Plank by name plank by nature.

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@NOWSport

Where are the F1 Bonus streams for the Azerbaijan Grand Prix?

I'm using an LG smart TV. I've had no problems getting bonus steams in previous races.

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@IndyFootball @trlkershaw "To lose their 'fear', Arsenal must rediscover a sense of fun"

Did you get that from a fortune cookie?

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@pgaskell13 Give it a go - it's fantastic. The funniest programme of the last 20 years.

The first series takes a while to find its feet but from series 2 onwards its nigh on perfection.

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@ManUtdMEN Haha! I'm a Utd optimist but even I've got to laugh at that one.

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@Lekan_Abdul_ @breakthelines @RahulMallFtbl But the analysis presented suggests the overload was in midfield?

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@MrBryanDavies @jonmikesav8 Nice one Bryan!!

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@UnitedAmyW You want to get started no later than 11.30.

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@jonmikesav8 Tell me about it. It's embarrassing.

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@andyparmo That's it I'm in.

I've spotted one that is looks like an Archimedes Screw - very tempting.

I also like the look of one that has suction.

Difficult choices.

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@andyparmo This has piqued my interest. Has your hearing improved as a result?

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@timlongsports No back 5?

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@Mufc_Info Which one is the best passer?

Got a feeling our keeper will be receiving a lot of back passes tomorrow.

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@IndyFootball @MiguelDelaney What a strange sentence to end on.

Nothing new here.

Find it hard to believe Pogba left Juve as an act of benevolent sacrifice.

I believe a swap deal would still require VAT payments. Utd trying to save money - not spend it.

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@WisdenCricket Can I pick Imran Khan twice? If not then Khan and Hadlee.

Botham is an arrogant prick. Would never pick him no matter how good he was.

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@Telegraph I got them all correct you dirty right wing bastards.

I could smell you salivating at the thought of the poor being disproportionately hit by the virus.

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@ManUtdMEN My guess is City will use AWB as trigger for their press because he's our weakest passer. I wouldn't be upset if William's started instead.

Lindelof gets in trouble when play a high line...don't think City will let us out of our own box tomorrow.

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@UtdOptimist @its_m7ke It's a despicable position to hold.

Is there ever a justifiable reason to be happy we lost a game?

To stop the Dippers winning the title..that's all I can think of.

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@gandharv17 @Utd_Analytics Don't think the Pogba money will be much and suspect it's already earmarked to cover Covid and CL losses.

Utd need another 9 new players but I doubt we'll buy any until the Rojos, Romeros, Joneses, Lingaards etc have been moved on.

Utd also need some different ways of playing.

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@gandharv17 @Utd_Analytics I suspect there are many reasons it didn't work out for Pogba some of which are not of his making...but there's no point dwelling on it. It's over.

Both parties should just move on without any bitterness.